@CullenTemplar Fun can not be scheduled my friend, that's your first lesson right there, free of charge *grins*

@CullenTemplar *smirks* Well I'll give you one thing, you're not short of confidence.

@CullenTemplar But /I/ am not one of your troops.

@CullenTemplar I do not /want/ for anything my friend. I can not determine your actions for you.

@CullenTemplar Apparently so.

@CullenTemplar Don't need me, I'm not so easily found.

@CullenTemplar *smirks* No guarantees *bows and exits*

Just once I would've liked to rest my head on Wynne's bosom *sighs*

What do Sten,Oghren and Shale have in common? They're the only 3 at the camp who I wouldn't take to bed.

Sometimes when she'd had a glass of wine Wynne would join me in a game of guessing how well endowed the other men in camp were.

Ah Wynne I miss your wisdom. Ah wait no, not wisdom....bosom that's it. I miss your bosom.

Did you know that saying "swarthy antivan lovers" enough times on the timeline summons me.

This is the writer account for Miranda Lawson Zevran Arainai and Vivienne. I will NEVER tweet OOC on those accounts so follow me!!

On a scale of Alistair to Isabela how sexually active how are you?

You can summon me by putting a bottle of wine, a pair of women's and a pair of men's underwear and a pair of leather boots in a pentagram.

I killed four people today. I do love holidays.

The whole myth about Elfs being smaller in the pants department is ludicrous. Race and penis size are not related...unless you're Qunari.

Never play "Never have I ever" with Isabela.

Ah, It would seem that Madame Vivienne has been as busy as a two twatted whore.

I like my wine like I like my women. Full bodied.