BREAKING: The Time reporter who interviewed Trump is now saying Trump told him he wanted to consolidate power in an authoritarian manner. Retweet so all Americans know about Trump’s dangerous plans.

Congratulations to @AlGore on receiving the Medal of Freedom today—a fitting testament to his lifetime of leadership and service, especially in advancing the fight against the climate crisis. I’m glad to see him among such a distinguished group receiving our nation’s highest…

RT if you’ve never shot an “untrainable” puppy.

Vote for President Biden and Vice President Harris.

They are strongly pro-puppy.

I like politicians who don't hate and shoot their own dogs.

My baby in the high chair: Get thee hence, mother. This bottle of filtered water from the ewer of Brita displeaseth me. Take it from my presence!

My baby in the bathtub: Ah, sweet nectar of the gods, tap water steeped in soapy buttock, cupped in a broken plastic Easter egg! 😚🤌

Not all of us agree that Ford’s pardon of Nixon was a good decision.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Joe Biden is a rich old white man who will be fine no matter who you vote for. You won’t be hurting him. He will be on water skis in Hawaii riding into the sunset while your Grandma can’t get her blood pressure meds & your pregnant friend…

Very good explanation that resonates:

Quote tweet a picture of you when you were younger.

When Donald Trump was asked how 1,000 Americans dying a day could possibly mean Covid was “under control” he said, “it is what it is.”
So forgive me if I don’t give a flying fuck about how hard it is to sit in a cold courtroom.

When a military widow was mourning the loss of her…

While the media focuses on the Palm Beach Bible salesman currently on trial for his crimes, I thought it would be a great day to talk about the successes of President Biden that matters most to us. For me, it is the creation of The Office of Gun Violence Prevention. What is it for you?

Let's take a look at the reality MAGA morons fail to acknowledge, recognize, and admit.

From the 1970s until he was elected president in 2016, Donald Trump and his businesses were involved in over 4,095 legal cases in both federal and state courts, some as the defendant, some as…

Pro tip, meal prepping is a great way to ensure that you always have food that is cold, a little old, and not what you’re in the mood for

I urge MSNBC and CNN to stop referring to this as the “hush money” trial and properly refer to it as the election interference trial. It is sad to see these outlets lower their journalistic standards.

For anyone saying they miss the “mean tweets” because things were “better” and more “peaceful” under Trump, I have a few things to say.

And I know, I know the people who should read this won’t, and even if they wanted to, a whole bunch of them simply can’t on account of being…

Every job interview ends with Q&A

But most people never ask questions at the end of job interviews

Here are 10 questions I used to get hired at JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs and Citi:

Ryan Shead

Good morning! At the bar last night I saw a lady get her nipple pierced right in front of me. On a related note , I stink at darts.