I am getting a BLACK kitchen sink I’m SO EXCITED 🫧👩🏻‍🍳🖤

my kids found this, it has unexpectedly sick bass idk

youtu.be/4453Ru7n_Mk?si…

Welcome to Christianity, choose one:

-Prosperity Gospel
- Jesus endorses the Non-Aggression Principle™️, ackshually
- try not to think about it too much
- literal communism

Follow your heart Disney propaganda finally got even y he Chinese

rare inclement weather day, no one left home, I prepared 3 meals and ran dishwasher 3 times, make it stop 😵‍💫

proud/bad day: while I was taking a shower, most mischievous child used the stepstool from their closet and a hair brush to defeat the child lock

just 👏say👏no👏to 👏exhausting 👏”Mother’s Day” 👏anything👏

When the toddler sees a plane go by and asks me for “more plane”

people we know have begun to divorce 🖤