Every evil emperor:

Before twitter dies I just want to reach out and say looking for someone to compose me a piece for trombone, clown and theremin please.

Newsletter out today! grainnemaguire.co.uk/satire/2022/11…

Merrick Garland Hasn't Done the Specific Thing You Want because DOJ Has Been Busy Doing Things They Have to Do First

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Ron Filipkowski Hahahahaha wut!!???
The American Dream where a guy who’s hardly the sharpest tool in the shed gets famous for being good at football, tries to kill his wife & abandons the kids he didn’t pay to abort grows up to become a pawn in a white man’s political party?
That American Dream?

If you're stuck with buying Christmas gifts for him or her this year, look no further:

In Texas.

First sip of coffee: I am unstoppable. There is nothing I cannot achieve. Bring it on.
Last sip of coffee: I am going to shit myself. I think I'm having a heart attack. Why is that pigeon staring at me? Oh god why do my teeth feel furry

Dang! That’s a long list of accomplishments in just 2 years! #vote

Doing my show one last time tonight Pleasance

I turned down Matt Hancocks offer to open cos I have morals

🎫 pleasance.co.uk/event/faye-tre…

Alright you lovely lot. I'm doing my show Tuesday at the pleasance London. It's my first time with them and I love this show. Come come come pleasance.co.uk/event/faye-tre…

I can't wait to do my show next Tuesday. There's still some tickets left, so snap them up and let's have a lovely evening pleasance.co.uk/event/faye-tre…

Alice Etches 'Why do they call you Dave?'
'Because it's short for David.'
Just excellent.

Meet Rishi Sunak, Britain's new PM who is only 42, meaning he'll probably serve well into his 42-and-a-halves

The new guy seems pretty sound.

🇬🇧 UK Prime Minister recruitment ad.

Winter coat

This is genius

Never tell a runner you don’t like running.

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Conservative crisis summit WhatsApps.