Fine FINE I’ll buy the Always pan just please stop advertising it to me

Sorry, but who makes porridge and then goes for a walk? Those three bears had it coming.

If I went on Masterchef I would hiss at Greg any time he came near my table

Gmail writing the email for you

HACK is nominated for BEST COMEDY Unrestricted View FF!
BIFA
See it 30/04 8pm, The Hen and Chickens
Tickets unrestrictedview.co.uk/unrestricted-v…
Congratulations
Ben Mallaby
Gem Carmella 🏳️‍🌈
Luke Rollason
Alice Etches
Thomas George
Joey Barlow
& the rest of our amazing crew!

Might apply for the next London marathon. I’ve clearly got great endurance, been chasing an invoice for 3 years now 🏃🏼‍♀️

Oh fuck off I haven’t logged in since 2017

You ok buddy

Do they sell thought cancelling headphones yet

When you don’t know how to talk to children

WHERE IS THE SUN

Get the London* look 💋

*misery

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME BREATHE

Give that dog in Anatomy Of A Fall an Oscar

Ringing the GP surgery at 8am to get an appointment

What I Eat In A Day As A Pigeon Living In London

Nobody will ever be as entertaining as Jen and her yellow raincoat #RaceAcrossTheWorld

Trying to write comedy whilst the world collapses