Crockett Houghton
@CrockettForReal
Your Princess is in another castle. ⤵️
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https://bsky.app/profile/crockettforreal.bsky.social 22-11-2018 23:37:37
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Adam
@adamgreattweet
Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/HimDadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezburRodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
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@LizerReal
Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)Jessie
@mommajessiec
*awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbolHenpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
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@mom_tho
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@rn_murse
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@treydayway
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@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4PwVillage Person
@SvnSxty
If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
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@reallifemommy3
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@Dad_At_Law
Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*mom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
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@Chhapiness
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@Bob_Janke
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@kevinthedad
Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4Cindy Tauscher
@tausc_Cindy
My name is Cindy and to meet new people and found someone who was serious for friendshipSam🌲🐆🌵
@SamMore88364690
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@Islawhite2332
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@smrllli
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@abarman2013
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Daniel
@dhilliard74
I'm not as funny as I look. Amateur chef, dad to 2 girls, husband to one girl.Samantha
@Samanth28487587
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@TwtDuJour
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@goth_ick_mom
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@Birdeckler
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Prouddad22
@Prouddad2240241
proud dad and Christian. Love music and Alabama football. Struggles with depression. Just trying to survive.MAYHASHIRA
@MAYHASHIRA7552
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Ryan Turner
@RyanTurner71859
this is performance art
@psyoptingy
you got a smoke? ཆི❤︎ཆྀI know...right?
@90sJarhed
definitely not normal, sometimes snarky, mostly mr. niceguy. married to the same gal for 27 years #stillbi #bisexual #wheeloftime #expanse #beer #bourbondru
@drewsugarplum
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Southern Charm
@SouthernCharm67
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@silent_spook
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@Ris622
It doesn't matter how much antibacterial soap you use - the shame doesn't scrub off. Lawyer by trade, Batman when summoned.HealthfulHaven
@HealthfulHaven_
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@Mrs_K_Hanson
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@Pakistan_tour_
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@DanepIsrael
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@Ceresse
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@Trinidad521drm
followed by @crismiller12,@eveforamerica , @brown_eyed_gal1, @AmericanFWoman; Patriot;Believer; 1 Corinthians 16: 13-14Patrick Sheil
@Patrick08752
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@MoontVitamin
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@jenso5432
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@CartoonCircusTV
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@FUngro76721
Avid reader • Music lover • Leader of people• Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.gracebitch
@gracebitch0
crazy bitchArden Barden
@arden_barden
Forensic Lumberjack, I value intelligence and kindness, I vote Democrat, lgbtq friendly, currently disabled