And an apology!

trans rights 🍑🍌

Toothpicks are like logs for ants and that's just so beautiful

.@KnightUrlacher You are the grain to my wood, the sand to my paper, and the hammer to my toolbelt 💕

💫✨🌙✨💫 🌌🌃🌃🌃🌌 🧍🏼🧍🏻‍♂️ ⚾

Plant trees, not grass

Just dreamin' of the big house I'm gonna build for the San Francisco Lovers extended polycule 🏡🌲🌳🏡

Of course! We'll have so many trees!

Avoid Cops At Blaseball games

I LOVE MY PARTNERS

Found this roadside stand with wood on it. 10/10, quality campfire wood, notice the friendly scarecrow helping you choose the perfect stack (I may have given him my number 😏)

My beloved tool belt

Lovers to lovers to lovers back to lovers

🥺🥺🥺

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Lovers take the series 2-1! Good job Yosh Carpenter on holding the mints off in game two, and good series The Breath Mints. 🍬! Wanna share a really big tourbus on the way back to KC for the next one?

Lovers take game 2 to tie the series! Hey, they’re the best team in Blaseball for a reason! The rubber match of the series is up next! We’ve got @TheDotBlaseball pitching against Yosh Carpenter for the San Francisco Lovers ! Best of luck!

THE CRABS ARE 0-1! WILL THIS SEASON BE DIFFERENT? (Probably not, it's mostly just because Yosh Carpenter is a boss of a pitcher and the San Francisco Lovers have a good team.)