Inappropriate Sesame Street Educational Parody Ideas: - Six In The City That's it that's the list

If I sold watches I'd say "it's time for you to get a watch" and then show them my watches

"Would you rather be able to fly or breathe underwater?" I'd never want to be able to fly underwater- that's just called swimming.

The Santa Clause is Kafkaesque there I said it

Owen 'Fistful of Pickles' Picklestein Clausefkaesque... 🤔🤔

Did you hear that one Kathy Bates movie is going to a Stephen Sondheim musical in spite of Covid cases rising? I guess it's true what they say, Misery loves Company

Oh holy hell I have a Twitter account

A horror poem inspired by true events: I am in the men's bathroom of the Outback Steakhouse and none of the door latches are aligned. The doors swing outward and I am blooming like an onion

The three little pigs is a parable about how the lower and middle class distinction is a lie and how in the face of capitalism only the upper class may benefit, in this essay I will

So they left it in

"the invisible hand of the free market is what makes capitalism grea- WAIT WHY IS THIS PRIVATE COMPANY SHUNNING MY DISTASTEFUL FRINGE POLITICAL CONTENT"

Guy who forgot to take his "Boss Baby Vibes" Prevention Pill: Gettin real "Boss Baby" vibes from this

Ppl with a praise kink should play Pokemon Legends Arceus cuz these cartoons clap when you take a poo

Everything in the last ten years, I would argue, has been more happening more much

I'm a glutton for Sutton.... .... Is a joke I came up with many years too late