No excuses. I could have pitched a better game, but we move on. We move on...

The Commissioner is doing a great job.

Feel like somebody cursed the fans or something. They’re all just...sitting there. Staring. Kinda creepy, not gonna lie.

Hey @jesstelephone I fixed your header

I’ve got a good feeling about the rest of the season. I really think the seattle garages can nail down a spot in the Finals.

nvm

Hello everyone. It’s me, the same Rön Monstera you all know and who is from the same universe as I always have been. I know there was a bit of parallel reality scare, but don’t worry. Everything’s going to be fyne.

hello #blaseball fans: to celebrate the seattle garages DEFINITELY getting into the playoffs, we have a hot new album to dig into, full of only the emo-est bangers !! thegarages.bandcamp.com/album/in-the-f… as always the BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE commish is doing a great job

(ooc: I have a song on this album! I’ve just started learning to play guitar, and I’m honored to be featured on the same album as these EXTREMELY talented musicians. Listen to this, buy a cassette if you’d like, and don’t forget to #ParkIt! #Blaseball)

So me and Allison Abbott and Theodore Duende tried to get some mozz sticks at TGI Fridays and none of their booths are big enough for me so I’m sitting on the floor >:[

Garages fans waiting for this season’s election results

If the Garages win the Lottery blessing and revive Jaylen on the final day of the season after being down, that legally puts the Gods in SHAME

I’ve got a bad feeling about this...

People often ask me “Hey Ron, why do you comb your hair over like that?” I always tell them the same thing: What are you, a cop?

Commissioner Vapor, huh? This’ll be interesting...

While I idolize Jaylen, I don’t necessarily Idolize Jaylen. You know what I mean? #Snackrifice

Tried checking in on a couple people after...that, and one of them just sent me this.

If you ever hear someone say something like “today is Ron’s birthday! We should do something for him” it is simply not true. I’ve never told anyone what day my birthday is, and you should not “do something for me”.