Rön Monstera ⚾️ (@ronmonstera) 's Twitter Profile
Rön Monstera ⚾️

@ronmonstera

Pitcher for the Seattle Garages. Keyboard player. He/Him. That’s all we really knew #blaseball (profile pic by @MLeeLunsford)

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Hello everyone. It’s me, the same Rön Monstera you all know and who is from the same universe as I always have been. I know there was a bit of parallel reality scare, but don’t worry. Everything’s going to be fyne.

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hello #blaseball fans: to celebrate the seattle garages DEFINITELY getting into the playoffs, we have a hot new album to dig into, full of only the emo-est bangers !! thegarages.bandcamp.com/album/in-the-f… as always the BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE commish is doing a great job

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(ooc: I have a song on this album! I’ve just started learning to play guitar, and I’m honored to be featured on the same album as these EXTREMELY talented musicians. Listen to this, buy a cassette if you’d like, and don’t forget to #ParkIt! #Blaseball)

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If the Garages win the Lottery blessing and revive Jaylen on the final day of the season after being down, that legally puts the Gods in SHAME

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People often ask me “Hey Ron, why do you comb your hair over like that?” I always tell them the same thing: What are you, a cop?

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If you ever hear someone say something like “today is Ron’s birthday! We should do something for him” it is simply not true. I’ve never told anyone what day my birthday is, and you should not “do something for me”.