My favorite Joke.

Wife walks up to her Husband and asks 'Do I look Fat in this dress??'

Husband: 'Before I say anything,,, you gotta promise, no matter WHAT I say.... You won't get mad..'

Wife: 'Ok.. I promise.'

Husband: 'I fucked your sister.'

#RIPGilbertGottfried

We miss you every day.

Hello hello hello trust me, you’re gonna wanna hear this it could save your life. I started a crowd source for a cool show. I’ve been working on this for the past 5 years. Video says it all. Go to toddglass.com for more details!

Here's 10+ minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting on OJ Simpson

Excellent.

Don't talk to strangers.

I WANT CHURROREOS (CHURRO FLAVORED OREOS)

Sam Kinison died 32 years ago today in a tragic car crash. He was 38. I had a complicated relationship with Sam, but there is no denying his significance as an artist. At his best, he was a brilliant change agent and no one was ever more compelling and captivating on stage.

My oxys taste like French onion soup after being warmed in my snatch for 26 hours

Lick My Juicy Gash It's 7:00PM

You’ll learn soon enough why they call me the Oyster Shack Whore

😂😂😂

I had a nightmare, can I come sleep with my face between your ass cheeks 🥺

I am 💀

Making eye contact at the park with another pedophile on the prowl wearing the same baby blue members only jacket and glasses held together with scotch tape as I am and we both laugh good naturedly

Drinking coffee in a very pornographic manner

My political philosophy is the opposite of whatever this is.