On your death bed, do you think you'll remember your bank balance? your follower count? your family? your wedding day? the birth of your daughter?

get real. as you fade to blackness and glimpse the other side you will start to convulse and try to scream. seeing only one thing.

This is my drip cause I'm shittin on y'all niggas! 🤣🤣🤣

Let me make THIS perfectly clear- it is my god given American right to laugh my ass off when I see some commie shitbag get their face planted in the asphalt, just like my father did, and his father before him did, and I will not be told otherwise by some zoomer twerp with a perm

I regret to inform you that the left has scored another crushing victory by having one of their enemies die of advanced old age surrounded by their loved ones in a giant mansion

Adam Sessler's Trump derangement syndrome finally caught up with him & he deleted his Twitter.

me, giggling: ok mussolini, take a seat in the office chair

mussolini: promise not to spin me?

me: of course

mussolini ten seconds later:

This reminds me of the amazing, unique, & funny exploration of Stern’s career that I did with RobbieSpeaks (who at the time was known as Stern Fan Robbie) on Tales From The Mall. Link in replies.

Monica Lewinsky has been living off one blowjob for decades. Who the hell does she think she is, my wife!?!

10,000 IQ move

Goddamn what have I stumbled across

It’s incredible this rebuttal was ever taken seriously

Bro that is not for 'people with allergies', get the hell out of there!!!

Tell me again how gamers arent the most oppressed minority

I'm never leaving this site.

Cat chase POV

Do gay people not get tired of being pandered to like this? Its like how a teacher would talk to six year old children