Trying to make a basketball tweet based only on what I’ve learned from Twitter. Does this make sense?

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Letting yall know this AOTY

i’ll say it, a handjob is underrated

[to the tune of “i’m like a bird”]

i’m like a guy, except i’m fucking gay

returning everything I’ve ever bought in my life for all of my money back

not growing up with a father will have you doing shit like trying to open a bottle of modelo with your keys on the train because you dont have a bottle opener

anyone down to drink too much and watch Surf's Up tonight

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i mew on company time

ran into NYC’s number 1 STD Influencer, Trent Nipplž

It's called the while west because it happened a while ago

average For You Page post: if you are 26 years old you are going to pass away soon !

average Following post: the grocery store is 🔥

average ad you see all the time: Check out my Prince Ai Cover of “Magic Carpet Ride” on YouTub 💜

when your uncle pulls up to the bbq and his leitmotif starts playing

i’m very excited to have a little treat

thursday night!

jane goodall biopic

Me as a pharmacist: enjoy your medicine

So you can hang them on the bathroom door hook when you need to put your whole body into a dump.