When Guido is trending, this pic of Paul Staines and Carrie Johnson gets an airing.

It’s a Twitter rule dontcha know…

Please don’t retweet, she hates it.

Liz Truss and Boris Johnson are both collecting a pension of £125,000 a year for life.

Andrew Neil of course has never mentioned that, but he will complain about Humza Yousaf getting 40%.

David No mention of this then? thetimes.co.uk/article/new-ch…

David Since 1979 - 45 years - Conservatives 32 years and Labour 13 years. living standards improved from 1997 to 2010 under a Labour govt. Thatcher sold the silver, Cameron robbed the public services, Johnson lied about Brexit, Truss crashed the economy, Sunak No plan at all. GE now.

(((Dan Hodges))) Anon-a-Mouse But your owner won't let you drop it.

Andrew Pierce Well have a word with the squatting weasel in No10, tell him to call a #GeneralElectionNow & we'll all find out eh?

Andrew Pierce You cruel, cold hearted, despicable tory nob. It won't be popular with voters. People on PIP also vote tory mind. You disgust me. I hope you will be able to sleep at night when people start taking their own lives over this cruel policy.

Rt Hon Johnny Mercer Andy Street Poor Andy. He’s spent ages trying to distance himself from the Tories and in the week of the elections he gets his photo taken with you…!! 🤣🤣

ALASTAIR CAMPBELL As long as we allow billionaires to control our print media, and increasingly, TV, this’ll be the case.

Can’t get my head round it … after all the Tories have done to damage the country, with literally nothing for which they are responsible better than it was, a quarter of people still think they should be given another go!! Weird.

James Cleverly🇬🇧

James Cleverly🇬🇧 Of course you've just provided an out of context clip. It's you're favourite line when you were talking about 'shitty places', lack of context. So here's the full thing. Just for context you know.

youtube.com/live/cVM1Y5U2j…

Lee Anderson MP These photos are all from your own Ashfield constituency taken in the last 12 months. I mean. What a dump. You should get your own house in order mate, before you criticise other people’s.

Lee Anderson MP Unlike you, I was born in Blackpool and raised just outside. Blackpool (like many other seaside towns) declined because of budget air travel, not the traveller community, you massive melt!

Sarah Vine Yes it absolutely is. How would I know that? I’m Jewish and live in London.

Your gaslighting lies won’t work anymore.

‘He’s petulant and tetchy
His Cabinet is letchy
His facts are so far fetchy
The Sunak Family…’

Sunak’s interview technique reminds me of a 16yr old me trying to blag me Mum that I didn’t really get home at 3am honking of kebabs & Stella

#bbclaurak

Chris Philp managed to find his way to the #bbclaurak studio ....maps not being his strong point! Well done Sat Nav 👍🏼👏🏼

Philp says we are 'grumpy' with the Tories

Grumpy?

We're bl**dy fuming 😡

Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 Laura Kuenssberg trying to rehabilitate Chris Philp after his FUBAR appearance on #bbcqt and mocking Wes Streeting after he eye-rolled for the nation is next-level #gaslighting .

#bbclaurak

Inc.Monocle Metropolitan Police Oh dear, this wasn’t the met police, it even says so in the article. The daily mail has told you another lie on its front page and rather than check, you naively believed it. Bless you for not understanding.

Dan Poulter was an ex junior dr of mine and literally brought in every policy that has destroyed the NHS

He is joining the Labour Party so that post election he can be a medical advisor to the next Labour government.

It worries me what advice he will give

Keir Starmer if