I pretend life isn’t hard a lot.

Universally everyone is thinking, 'What the Fuck!'

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you… the freaking weekend!

You CAN always get what you want, usually long after you've lost interest

Using a wired mouse like some goddam caveman…

Unbreakable but broken. Few will understand.

We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.

A nap is a weekend getaway from your consciousness…A good night sleep is a sabbatical.

I haven’t pole vaulted in 33 yrs yet everytime i see it … maybe i still could 🤔

I'm leaving but I'm leaving dramatically.

We didn't start the fire but we're doing our damnedest to make sure it spreads

Your not weak you just forgot you were strong.

Give him a little ‘body language’.

not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.

I'd like to dip my toes in stark raving mad... I bet it feels nice.

Be happy don't live your day like it's guaranteed.

I sprinkle compliments everywhere I go.

I was raised to see the good in others, how horribly disappointing it is to be grown.

I'll carry my misery... help me lift the joy

Don’t look directly at me today either.