Garlic sando from @Hotchixbham. I make excellent decisions when I’ve drank a lot of rum. And whisky. And gin.

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Around £5m worth of seafood – mostly Scottish langoustines, brown crab, and lobster – is destined for landfill after being held in Kent due to coronavirus fears inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyl…

Two words to define your perception of the UK in the coming years: Disaster Capitalism.

Uber Eats a foodless order 🤦🏼‍♂️ I can’t remember the last time you guys got the order right for me 👀

To anyone saying, "This is not who we are." Yes. It is. Slavery, genocide, internment, segregation all happened in America. This is the America we don't want to see. But pretending it isn't there gives it power because it goes unseen. This is who we are. And we have to change.

Yes brilliant, who would possibly want trees? The Lake District (and other national parks in the majority of the UK) are little more than dead zones of minimal biodiversity - farming has ruined them.

Good morning. Most bread does not have enough salt in it.

What a relief!

Truly awesome

Istanbul shwarma, Cape Hill. Lamb flatbread is the best 3.50 you can spend

I feel so much more macho after seeing this tweet

So we keep ordering from @Hotchixbham and we keep inhaling the food before we remember to take a nice pic. It is very good. (Also some cool beers on special!)

Wildlife across the world is facing mass extinction, including here in the UK where a quarter of mammals are at imminent risk of disappearing. I just signed Friends of the Earth's petition to demand the government prevents mass extinction. Will you join me? act.friendsoftheearth.uk/petition/ask-g…

@Hotchixbham is the best fried chicken in Birmingham. I’ll be accepting no further questions.