Londoners: have you ever worked in the Gherkin?

I'm looking for people to talk about what it's like to spend the working day in the City's best-loved skyscraper (either now or years ago - doesn't matter).

For a thing. DMs open, as ever.

I'm in Manchester Airport and it's filled with women with new white sneakers, fresh spray tans and freshly blow dried hair. Hopeful.

French never stop being French, even in A&E:

Does the child smoke?

Cute that MPs have launched an enquiry into hospitality staff shortages. What a roaring waste of everyone's time (and money). thecaterer.com/news/hospitali…

I know it’s not everyone’s choice but the carpet bedding displays in embankment gardens always bring me joy on my walk to work in the morning

This app, for all its many faults, remains undefeated.

Turns out the French may actually like British food after all 🥧🧡🇫🇷🇬🇧

fascinating things going on in my replies. one person claiming no one they know has ever been in a sainsbury’s. one person calling me “so fucking privileged” for saying £2.10 is a lot to ask for beans and sausages. 10,000 people telling me not to buy something i said i didn’t buy

Lucille Ball in 1978 telling David Sheehan to keep his hands to himself.

My dog thinks she’s hiding under the bed every night until we lay down. It’s a nightly game 😆

Andrew Tate's scared of cooking. Pass it on.

The audio of that police officer shouting 'Lock your doors! Lock your doors!' as a man with a knife ran through people's front gardens in Hainault is absolutely chilling. And that poor boy, probably just on his way to school, an ordinary day.

Working on the memorial portrait of Ginny. The light is starting to give it dimension now.

hope she tries 'chief daddy' for balance

A strong contender in the #DeathStairs final. Hard to beat (as you fall to your certain death).