((Can't put my finger on what my brother's new hairstyle looks like...any suggestions?)) x.com/ohmydamnhotgod…

people not picking me for the team gives me a chance to focus on my passion projects, like "who wore it better, beret edition: young moira or young ana"

me: you guys added a hamster before giving me or zenyatta any lore or anything? what the fuck? michael chu: this is so sad, Jeff play Despacito.

today i acquired a new motto: fast food should never touch genitals

#genyatta 💚💛

i may wear pants irl but in the eyes of the iris my dong is 100% out 100% of the time

ambient music CRANKED dick OUT ready to HEAL

i refuse to wear shoes and nobody bats an eye but hana takes off her shoes one time and Y'ALL CAN'T CONTROL YOUR FUCKING SELVES

((Hey lovely people! I'm not too active on this acct because I usually stream, pls follow personal acct ReadySetJoe for more info, but this one has more followers so I'm just gonna give a shoutout to my dude at twitch.tv/manpantslive who is doing a charity stream right now!))

Hit a home run headshot with FASTBALL ZENYATTA (Legendary)! 🧢 ⚾ Join us in Busan for Summer Games, kicking off August 9.

finally, after two years of struggling with a bad case of ligma, i am called back up to pitch for my old team, the nepal iris. everything is right with the world.

oh hey another video short without me in it. guess I'll go back to expressing my pain by silently screaming into the iris

winston: Alright! Any last changes to your contract? me: make my job description "World-Saving Slutty Support Hero" or i go on strike

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary was apparently two years ago when my brother Pope Lúcio XIII ( Catholic 😔) convinced me to invest in Zenyatta-flavored shitposting. Thanks Twitter!

1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF STREAMING IS TODAY GOING LIVE TONIGHT ARE YOU HYPE BECAUSE I AM SO YOU BETTER BE LET'S GOOOOOO

ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOCTOPUUUUUUSSSSSS

winton

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location

tracer's backstory: volumes of pages, diagrams and figures detailing how she fell into the slipstream, became a person unstuck in time, met Emily, fell over that one time on Baker Street in London, likes earrings, etc my backstory: "hey let's install the dalai lama on this omnic"

((i know my parents did a good job because my brother and i are support mains))