im crawling out of my coffin to say: arm yourselves now before it becomes too late. Form plans with your friends, family, and community members on what to do and where to go when something goes wrong

nice

Fuck theyre beautiful…. Best comm ive ever commed in my life

i hate when my dere side shows

HELLO MY GOOD GREAT APE!!!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY WINSTON!!!!

Sometimes weirdos like to come on my posts and say weird things and I have GOT to get better at blocking instead of replying because they WILL just keep talking to me

i dont need to know anything about the new hero. frogger will tell me everything i need to know in like three days

uh oh.

hey guys, i heard the bad news, and I just want to say HHAAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHA

sorry everyone, people yet again are thinking that i am the Real and Legitimate Pope of Catholicism.

WOOOHOOO!! YYYEEEAAAHHH!! I'm playin BOTH sides!!!

dont worry mr. winston, i'm sure that we'll do a better job the next time we fight off a massive invasion force intent on causing millions of civilian casualties. the eight of us definitely can handle it all!