Me: Here’s half my income. Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.

There is more to life than cookies, but cookies are still big part of it.

football addiction isn’t laying on your couch on Sunday watching RedZone for 10 straight hours, it’s having your phone out at lunch with family watching the 4-8 Jaguars take on the 3-9 Lions and having a mild panic attack when every TLaw dropback isn’t targeted to Evan Engram

We need a shooter like Buddy

A thread of some really hilarious book dedications. 😂

For millions of people who tune in each week, keeping up with HBO's "House of the Dragon" is a diverting pastime. For Mallory Rubin, the head of editorial for The Ringer and a self-described "huge nerd," it's more like a professional sport. nyti.ms/3TtcFKP

Thinking about my good friend Zach Hands who was the lone D candidate in a R stronghold. Way to fight Zach, can’t wait to see what you do next.

BREAKING: Elon informs twitter employees to meet him on the 9th green at 9 tomorrow night to receive their new badges.

thanks to netflix everyone born after 1998 is about to learn what a torrent is.

Innovation by mankind peaked with the ice cream sandwich.

I’m excited to join the Ball Administration, can’t wait to get to work to continue to strengthen our public education system in Howard County. Howard County Executive Calvin Ball Announces Appointments of Key Education Officials howardcountymd.gov/News022323

I am thrilled to announce the appointments of Robyn Scates to the Howard County Board of Education and Yousuf Ahmad as Senior Advisor for Education Policy and Performance. They are thoughtful leaders who will bring a wealth of experience and knowledge to their respective roles.

These three books have been the foundation of my makeshift laptop stand since my first internship with Delegate Jon Cardin.

Great work by Momen Abukhdeir, using data to efficiently govern in Baltimore County.

I'm honored to present testimony to the US Senate Budget Democrats on the public health impacts of extreme heat in Maryland's 45th District. Tune in on 4/26 at 10AM EST. #ClimateJustice #ExtremeHeat

Proud to be working for a leader and with a team that recognize the importance of family!

Doing everything we can to implement the Blueprint. Thanks to the entire delegation for helping to secure this funding! Guy Guzzone Clarence Lam Katie Fry Hester Vanessa Atterbeary Jen Terrasa Jessica Feldmark Terri Hill, MD Pam Lanman Guzzone - State Delegate @courtneywatson1 Delegate Chao Wu Natalie Ziegler for District 9A

Does Ja know that the new Zelda game is out

Caylin is my favorite Delegate because of his hall of fame level eid posts. Also sometimes he has okay bill proposals.

With the start of the school year, our team is aware of the widespread school bus challenges, delays and temporary route cancellations associated with the HCPSS. I share in the frustration that too many students, parents and families have experienced. howardcountymd.gov/News082923