*Bombs Venezuela*

Operation: Distract from Pedophilia.

Every time I think “this can’t possibly get any dumber” I am punished for thinking that

If you watch this with the sound off, it looks like a commercial for Chili’s

There are no penguins in Greenland. All Penguins live in the southern hemisphere except one species from the Galapagos Islands. Perhaps you shouldn’t have dismantled the Department of Education so quickly.

Statistically, you are more likely to be shot by ICE than you are to compete against a trans woman

Sex trafficking isn’t for your entertainment you fucking loser

notice how she’s up on stage and you’re not

bunch of grown ass millionaire men huddled up around a phone smiling ear to ear giggling their butts off at a pedophile making corny ass sexist jokes about their peers it does not get much lamer than this

Wow, this aged like milk.

“I need you to lock in stop being distracted right. I BELIEVE in you but YOU’VE got to want this moment. This isn’t my story alright?” IM READY TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL

Silenced??? I wake up every single day wishing she would shut the fuck up there isn’t a silent thing about this woman

The rubber in MLB is 60.5 feet to the plate. The rubber to the mound in women's softball is 43.0 feet. This pitcher throwing 79.4 MPH to the hitter is the equivalent of a MLB hitter facing a 112 MPH fastball.

Allegations incoming

NFL players when their buddy throws their gf into a trash compactor: Zzzzzz *loud snore* NFL players when they see rainbows:

This you?

FUCK

no he actually posted praise be to allah

Hahahaha you pathetic piece of shit