Remember the guidelines on the death match: You may not throw anything that can cut contestant, only blunt objects.

If a part of a contestant flies to the audience, it must be returned to the field.

@EpochYagh okay, you pass, like every other candidate. maybe I should have made the test a bit harder.

We´re still waiting for your attendance at Colosseum @PervyHanar. A lot of people want to see you in this event. Don´t fail them.

finally, vorcha vs hanar death match is starting... Wow, I didn´t think Hanar could take even one down. But then again, vorcha are ripping--

them apart by the dozens. I do love pointless violence. Especially if I´m in it.

When are Steven Hackett and Admiral Hackett going to have a dance off?

We´re actually at 100 followers. Well, I´m keeping my promise: I shall travel to tuchanka and go one on one with thresher maw.

Finally at Tuchanka. Now I just need to find a thresher maw. And not the biggest one, that one is out of my league.

Finally found a thresher maw, guess I better do some stretches before going at it. I have camera crew with me, but they´re forbid of helping

If I die, I die.

Damn, they´re stronger than I thought, it´s pushing me back. And heavy too, can´t lift and hurl it.

Oh, you wanna charge at me? YAGH PUNCH. Damn, they´re strong, that punch tremored through my body. But I think that did some damage.

ARGH, That fucker bit my arm. Guess adrenaline does wonders, I managed to hurl it into a mountain. Hurts like a bitch.

Oh, this is the final showdown. We´re on a cliff and I´m going to push that SOB off this rock to it´s death. YAAAARGGHH!!

I´m getting pushed back damn you. I´m within inches of falling... sidestep... what a moron, charged there himself when I wasn´t pushing.

Oh, it´s not dead down there. Well, time to drop the hammer. *Jumps off, fists first*

Ooh, I think some innards flew off from that hit. Well, I still stand and this thing no longer moves, I think it´s safe to say I won.

Wow, haven't used this account in ages. Well, first order of business, punch someone.

*108 broken vorcha skulls later* that felt good. Now, back to the whole job on Citadel thingie.