eat shit and, I absolutely cannot stress this enough, die

So scared to go back to red nails because if anyone ever looks at me and goes “oh you’re doing that tiktok trend to attract men” I’ll end my life

Im on my burner commenting “thank you for normalizing nose hair !” on his girlfriends tiktoks

There’s no such thing as “getting horny” you are a bad person

i didn’t care for ed edd n eddy… even at a tender age i had the capacity to recognise beauty and glamour. i could see something decidedly unchic was afoot

there is virtually no difference between watching the entirety of bojack horseman and just looking at this picture

Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

if aubrey plaza seriously signs a contract with marvel i’ll kill myself

Babe my only issue with you is that you’re the worst person I’ve ever met in my life. That’s it I swear

watching bojack again so if you need me, don’t bc I’m dead

can anyone tell me what sza says in the chorus to special??? I actually can’t read 💔

Occasionally you will find yourself in Tempe, Arizona

how do you know it feels brand new? did the sheep tell you that? fuck you

would like to remind the general public that ethel cain’s preacher’s daughter is easily the greatest album of 2022 and quite honestly greatest of all time as well

the candy shop beat sound like a snake with allegations made it

watching deepfakes of my friends saying nice things about me

if you come into my place of work and ask the difference between cold brew and cbd cold brew please also shoot me between the eyes