As you saw in my earlier tweet, someone shared this tweet in response to “Anyone else got one of those old Vines that you think of often because it will (always) make you smile?” • I made this during possibly the darkest time of my life • We can all add light to the world.

that’s a terrible gift

At some point in middle age, you stop taking ibuprofen for "headaches" and you start taking them for "inflammation"

She says she’s not tripping Her tie-dye shirt says otherwise

It’s been a long time since I’ve down a #FF recommendation- and it’s not even Friday - but this is a great account

While drinking, a Pilot bet he could land outside the bar, 2 hours later he touched down in central New York in a stolen aircraft. Years later he repeated the stunt because someone wouldn't believe him. In September 1956 after drinking heavily at a bar in New York City, Thomas

Dear @truTVjokers Brian Quinn Sal Vulcano Murr Joe Gatto Brilliant idea now that the shows done: Show behind-the-scenes where you had to tell people they’d been pranked

BREAKING ALERT 🚨 US State Dept. has issued worldwide caution travel alert.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

@KylePorterCBS Still think this is the best golf tweet of all time x.com/WritePlay/stat…

Bill Belichick is 107-122 without Tom Brady on the team That doesn’t include this year… where so far he’s 2-10. Tom Brady was 32-18 in his declining years with a Super Bowl win. I don’t like Brady (& think he got lucky a LOT) but this seems pretty clear #NFLfacts

My lines are immortalized, lol I seem to recall Toni liking this one but didn’t know she wrote it down Good times

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I’d totally watch that

Pitchfork gives it a 9.7

I found it The perfect caption

I think this might be my favorite of all time (of my own, of course)

Iran has launched missiles at Israel

Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire