My buddy died, grabbed his reboot card, rebooted him with the cig, call me a good teammate

Mythical Pat Tillman jersey at waste management. #yesplease #dawg

This has to be the worst place in the world.

Huge weekend for the fellas. We’re gonna attempt to do it like Sig Nu. #impossible

I tried to do it like sig nu tonight and did all my buddy's drugs. Didn't quite do it like sig nu, but I tried. Sorry guys...maybe next weekend, I'll lyk!

Do you guys mind if I celebrate my 10 follower celebration with a yummy beer? #thankgod

Just 2 former Texas sigeps that college girls really wanna fuck...nobody does it like sig ep

I really don’t know who I would shoot first my fuckin dad, gf, or myself if I found out she wanted his saggy nuts over mine on her face. #daddyslittlegirl #cumdumpster #slutyfreak

This close to a hole in one...therefore I am drinking. Is that okay with you guys?

Up 4 bucks and sipping some yummy beers, what more can you ask for? John Solid Ron Stallworth

I just want to inform my family and friends that I plan on severing my brain tonight (blacking out). I hope you all can respect my professional decision. Thank you, Craig

Happy Selection Sunday everyone #BlueRick

Keep life simple, never kill yourself #boom

Anyone mind if a white boy catches a vibe tn? #expand #lank

Shoutout teach for the Mary-Kate reference! 🔥🔥🔥🔥#expand #LANK #petermillar

nobody here knows i have a burner with 15 followers #nigga #lank #ferdatech

In honor of the pope. Drinking the red white and blue tn 🇺🇸

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little Español tonight. #tacotuesday #cbtm

this was the best COD ever made and i’m not taking no for an answer #GamingPeakedHere

If Nebraska goes 11-1 ill shave my head