Story of my life. #IYKYK

Only a white boy can have this type of range. #upperdecker

Shoutout teach for the Mary-Kate reference! 🔥🔥🔥🔥#expand #LANK #petermillar

Gotcha gotcha, mowers around back

Jordan, Pippen, and Rodman.

I tried to pass this bag as a under seat personal item and the RyanAir employees farted on my boarding pass and beat the shit out of me

No caption needed #shrink

Yeah it’s the 3rd floor toilet that’s clogged, thanks man.

This aged like cottage fuckin cheese

Raiola Chiefs jersey… #shirnk or #expand???

The lion is starting to get concerned with the random pain he’s had in his ribs for months

Anyone remember when you started rippin upside down on the swings? Good times.

Robin Washut All eyes on you Henry Burt

Dylan Raiola when it’s time to grind instead of eat all day and crack freshmen

Just what I wanted for Christmas, Kirkilations 6:70. Thanks Mom!

Shot a 41 today in the 6-7 cart #HappyNewYear

My plans for this snowstorm include watching my DoorDasher hydroplane into a telephone pole then calling ice instead of an ambulance

Crop dusting people in the gym really is one of my favorite hobbies