I don’t know how this stuff works, but the algorithm seems to be having a go at me with the bits I’ve put out this past few days. I’d appreciate a share, if ya see this. Thanks. X New video: youtu.be/CHh9vFRrKsw Last Kitchen Disco covers of the year: chriscatalyst.bandcamp.com

Only Eric Idle could upstage one of the funniest openings ever written with a physical bit so unexpected & iconic that I think about it once a week. (From THE RUTLES: ALL YOU NEED IS CASH, 1978.)

If your company IT support console has an option to escalate an incident you've logged your probably wasting your time using it, we'll decide if it needs urgent action not you, pressing it multiple times won't achieve anything

The best band on the planet have just released a new song and made my year.

Thanks Brian. #RIPBrianWilson #TheBeachBoys #TheGreatest

There are no cover versions of a Beatles song that are as good as the original. Every cover of a Dylan song is better than the original.

*One month before her 95th birthday, Patricia Routledge wrote something that still gently echoes:* **“I’ll be turning 95 this coming Monday. In my younger years, I was often filled with worry — worry that I wasn’t quite good enough, that no one would cast me again, that I

The worst human being ever portrayed in TV, film or literature:

Your old pal Chris Catalyst here, with a life hack. You won’t want to miss the final part, etc. Lots of love. X

My Spotify Wrapped for 2025!

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply

Wow, Donald J. Trump! What other President has sat in the Oval Office shitting himself, surrounded by sycophants pretending they can’t smell it, who all know you’re a pedophile rapist? You imbecilic, apostrophe-dicked tumour. You make me ashamed to be human. God bless America!

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation." I don't know what Agile means. Nobody does. That's why it works. I make $425,000 a year. To move sticky notes. From left to right. On a board. The board is digital now. The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.

South Park writer Toby Morton bought the domain name trumpkennedycenter.org and it's being exploioted exactly as you'd expect.

The United States federal government really want you to believe that this soccer mom with her lab in the car who's last words were a calm "That's fine, dude. I'm not mad at you." was a domestic terrorist. Beyond insanity.

Apologies for accidentally soundtracking the downfall of civilisation. But thanks to all the likes and shares and so on. Keep sharing, and stay positive! (by Radio Everything)

Whenever I open a screw-neck bottle of wine I hold it close to me and twist it hard so the crack sounds like I'm a top spy breaking the neck of a security guard.

Don't tell us you were mislead. Don't tell us you were lied to. When the candidate tells you he'll easily end the war within the first 24hrs of his presidency and solve every one of your problems and you believe it and vote for it and boast of your common sense when a streetwise