loving this first night of all too well weather I’m going to leave a scarf at a man’s apartment tonight

I know I’m three years late to this whole #fivefeetapart book and movie thing but where the HECK is my epilogue??? Why didn’t they put that in the movie?

midnights by Taylor Swift

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

Going on a date with him tomorrow

The tickets you want will be yours.

now playing: the great war by taylor swift #TheErasTour #Ticketmaster

I've never known stress like this

ticketmaster when the people they sent codes to actually show up

I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully.

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for…

Why do Chinese restaurants always have that little foyer

Nothing makes me regret asking you how old your child is like you immediately making me do math afterward.

I wish I could be friends with me.

Skyler and I are like little kids at a sleepover every night. We need to go to sleep but we just keep talking and giggling.