If you don’t like surprises you will hate this weekend.

A random online interaction will lead to a lifelong friendship.

A fandom that never loses won’t start anytime soon.

A heartwarming reunion with an old friend awaits you.

You will find love, just not today.

Your lucky charm will be working overtime in February.

You’ll receive the best gift you’ve ever received this December.

Your 12 most frequently used emojis predict how each month in 2024 will play out for you.

Something romantic will happen to you.

You will meet an online friend in real life.

A song that never got the recognition it deserved will see a resurgence in popularity.

October will bring more treats than tricks.

Breathe Army, breathe.

A new photo will cause an entire fandom to stop breathing.

A stream of positive updates will appear on your timeline in the near future.

The last Friday of September will be the highlight of your month.

Your love life will become very similar to the love life of your favorite celebrity.

The person you’re delusional about will become even more delusional about you.

The universe won’t hate you this week.

You’ll go from watching online to watching from the front row by 2025.