Control the controllable.

Kibe once said if you find yourself arguing with a woman,you have already lost it. In hindsight, he actually has a valid point.

BREAKING NEWS: Neverrrrrrrr... Neverrrrrrrr... Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr look desperate in life. Remain calm during hard times. Understand it's just your time to suffer like every great man before you. You're a man.

When a man knows too much, he becomes lonely.

Part of adulting is constantly reminding myself God isn't my uncle,just because someone wronged me doesn't mean anything bad will happen to them,infact,they may even thrive more and you can't do anything about it.

Beyond a certain age, it's uncouth for you to dance kama umetoa ulimi nje. Kama Millennials, it's time we face the harsh reality that miaka imeenda, and give our brothers and sisters nyuma yetu some space to breathe and thrive.

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Sit wit people who have failed. They don't have ego, they have experience.

August, I earned the most amount of money YTD but also showed me the most amount of dust Really wonder September has in store for me.

School: OBEY or you will fail. Government: OBEY or go to jail. Religion: OBEY or burn in hell. Hospital: OBEY or remain unwell.

Someone said you're too poor to be introverted, and I couldn't agree more🤣

After watching that Damon Dash interview and his childish back and forth with Charlamagne,I genuinely understand why Jay Z cut him off completely

Now i understand why Africa was so easily colonised.

Your workmates are not your friends. Everyone is there for an income. Where Money is involved, Men betray Men. Do not be mouthy. Do your work and go home!

In UFC terms, I feel like Leon Edwards when he fought Usman Kamaru the 2nd time

Bro to bro, When you start making money, upgrade what you use daily: Laptop Desk & chair Bed Food Phone Clothes Gym membership These aren’t expenses, they’re investments. Level up your essentials, and you’ll level up 10x faster.

Lakini whoever come up with that idea ya PP2 Graduation should be arrested, because wtf.

This is important: WEAR A CONDOM. A condom protects you from: • HIV/STIs • Untimed pregnancies • Unnecessary guilt and anxiety Remember, once the sperm leaves your urethra, you have no control. It becomes property of the state, and you will suffer for the next 18 years.

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… the people making the decisions rarely understand the work.

People never seem to understand how land can quickly be a bad investment: 1. Undeveloped land doesn't generate any cash flows. 2. Land is very illiquid. Selling land as an individual in most places is hard. 3. What's the metric you use to value land? For most people it's all