Thank god

Walked outside to check on the boys in the back yard just in time to see my eldest - at a wise and aged 4 years - whip his pants down to pee and yell across the yard to our nanny that it’s ok because this is the pee spot 🤦🏼‍♀️🫠

King of kings, Lord of nepotism

Absolutely genius marketing and copy a la Meat & Hair | Creative Writing School for Business from Billie: a standard referral affiliate link program but billed as Pink Tax Rebate. CLEVER. And if you want good cheap razors + shaving products, use my link lolol fbuy.me/urMxJ

Yesterday I posted a memoir about the Virginia Tech shooting, which happened 16 years ago. I originally wrote the piece in 2021, after a school shooting took place at the end of March. Now 2 years later, my reflections are still apt and it's horrifying. snarkysara.substack.com/p/were-all-in-…

This one made me laugh-cry, because real talk with toddlers. Passive Aggressive Work Emails With My Toddler About Dinner, by Bess Kalb open.substack.com/pub/besskalb/p…

Poop! Poop! Poop!

2 years old but still just as impactful and tragic: “If there was a clear law that says felony punishment will ensue if you don’t handle your weapons safely, I think we could get some people’s attention.” washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/…

wow. wowowowow. some much needed monday introspection, on a down day no less. no good alone open.substack.com/pub/internetpr…

snarky memoirs -- 100 days: the in between snarkysara.substack.com/p/100-days-the…

After sunset this eve, High in the West, The crescent Moon you’ll see. I do not jest. It graces western Twilight. But no, it is not alone. What’s unmistakably bright? That’s Venus -- you might have known.

WOOOOOOOOOO #GoCanes

This is probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever read 😐 open.substack.com/pub/popularinf…

Took a break without taking a break from my newsletter this week! snarkysara.substack.com/p/take-a-deep-…

how to get out of little kid bath time, a memoir: snarkysara.substack.com/p/a-memoir-abo…