The Blaseball Wiki would like to formally offer their support in the lawsuit to the 📱New York Millennials📱 with the filing of our Amicus Brief, in which we argue that The BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE Commissioner inflicted harm on the 99% with uncontrolled chaos, which led to negligence of Eat the Rich.

stealing this from Glabe Moon @ cohost

NO SOULS LARS? Hellmouth pitcher signs conflicting contracts in coffeeshop conundrum!

If you want to say Thank You for Arizona and New Mexico, this would be a good way.

is it gay to understand

HUH WHAT YEAH I'M AWAKE I ONLY NODDED OFF FOR A SECOND I SWEAR

name the Boss, coward

.Glabe Moon @ cohost Tulip Crueller ⚾🥩 we might have a problem; I don't think there's actually a normal staircase from the fourth floor to the fifth. The elevator's been broken for years, but I *think* maybe I can get up the fire escape

who is this Video James I keep seeing people talk about. are they available for interviews

Flutes will remain free until Concessions open on 2/28 🩸⚾️

oh good, I haven't had Immaterial food in like six months

look for my upcoming thinkpiece An Algebra of Score about the metaphysical implications of Outs, Ins, Outings, Innings, Non-Losses, and similar concepts

congratulations to the new Concession Manager

I'm pretty sure "gross" just means "net" here but let's be real we can't entirely rule out the possibility that the Wins are actually covered in slime or something