...Hmph. Fair play to x.com/awhekate for bringing August along to coax a smile out of me. And I look extremely good in this outfit. So I'm not mad about any of this.

Let's hear it.

If any of y'all see Kurt, tell him to call me.

Still gone. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 lemme know if y'all hear anything.

🤭 hand-over-mouth + 🤠 cowboy =

Ain't y'all forgettin' someone? 🙄

Kurt still ain't home.

Remember to say thanks to Seb, y'all 🤭

This should be fun 😈

Havin' horns is pretty cool, but it'd be cooler if I had someone real strong to pick me up and throw me at stuff. I wanna know how it feels to get them stuck on a movin' car

I miss Kurt.

Why are we talkin' about murder again? I ain't even done nothin' this time 🙄

Howdy partner! Gallup Crueller's here to cause some misery for the opposing team #blaseball

Some more Short Circuits players I designed! This time, they're from REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks team: Leslie Rodriguez and Lola Knowles. #blaseball

Bored 🙄

Any of y'all got bolt cutters I can borrow? Got barbed wire tangled in my hooves again 🙄

😏 smirk + 👿 demon-angry =

I hate ads. I hate when someone's tryin' to sell me somethin'. I'm gonna figure out who's sendin' all the pictures and lil movies to me and set them on fire or somethin'. Donia keeps tellin' me that ain't how it works but I know you're readin' this. Count your days, bucko 👿👿👿