You ever just feel a little.... Wormy? 🐛

Ok plan All the pitchers give em to me nice and easy right over the middle so I hit nothing but dingers and no one can field them

Anything for the fans

Ouch

💤

🎉

Shoutouts to buckets

Lost my phone when I got shuffled on a plane to Seattle, just got a new one.

Spent all night reading through contracts to find out I already signed away the rights to my likeness for action figures

Hope you’re all looking forward to the Day X Tlopps Booster pack! Available the week of June 20th from our friends over at Blaseball Cared #blaseball

Can't believe they haven't announced I'm going to be on the cover of the next blaseball game yet

Huh

Is there gonna be a break for naps or what

Oh

Everyone keeps telling me to write a book about my time in the league but that seems like way more work than cashing checks from action figure royalties

Y'all hear sum'n