my friend is having some kind of squidward Related midlife crisis

[every bone in my body cracks as i rise from my chair] yes i would like to party

1989 – Forever. ◢ ◤

Pop Base finding out major historical events through popbase is CRAZY

unfortunately I’m not nonchalant, i will set you on fire

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

Work an eight hour shift. Get up an hour early. Then if you have to run errands afterwards that’s more. Then cooking and eating. That’s 12 hours right there. Try to get decent amount of sleep. That leaves four ish hours a day for yourself. That’s not insane to y’all?

ㅤ

I’ll never have a “prime” I’ll just keep getting better until I die.

wanna go scream into the void with me? we can get ice cream after.

A lot of y’all would fall for this

how did we as a society collectively agree to use the term ‘situationship’ over,……‘lovers’? what ever happened to romance!! the melodrama!! the passion in ‘lovers’ doesn’t even parallel ‘situationship’!! we should be ashamed

People w ADHD are basically superhuman bc what other breed of human can drink an entire redbull and then immediately take a 4 hour nap

maybe the real brat summer was the credit card debt we gained along the way <3

just got in trouble for saying “thanks everyone” in the work gc after i asked a question and nobody answered it

Officially made a bluesky see you guys there maybe