Let's laugh away our stress with ants. 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants. 2. To bring ant from another country into your country = Important. 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant. 4. Ant that's looking for a job = Applicant. 5. A spy ant = Informant. 6. A very little ant = Infant.

As a sexually active man, please pity your partners. 🙏 When you use public toilets, rinse your penis. Before you sit, lace with toilet papers. Use one boxer per day. Your penis care is also important to maintain her vagina's PH. You're the one causing the fishy smell.

incase you weren't raised correctly, i think it’s a mans job to set the tone in a relationship; whether people want to admit it or not, a woman feeds off his energy.. his consistency, his intentions, his presence. she takes what he gives and reflects it. when a man leads with

Women yap a lot when they really like you, and I find it so cute. When they’re with you, they just keep talking about the most random things. Then you’re there, smiling, listening, and adding to the gist to make her yap even more. And then she catches herself mid-yap and says,

For a relationship to truly work, you have to understand that you & your partner are two different people with different pasts, trying to build one future. You didn't grow up the same, & you won't always see eye to eye & that's okay. What matters is how you handle it. You need to

Habits I stole from women with regulated nervous systems 🧵 1. They don't respond to everything immediately. A text, a conflict, an email they let it sit. Not to be difficult. Because they know their first reaction is rarely their clearest one. 2. They have a "no" they don't

In my 6 years of relationship & courting my wife, she ONLY cooked for me once, just once. That one time, I craved a beef peppered sauce different from mine. She prepared it in her house and came to give me. I never demanded she cook for me or expected it as her duty cos it isn’t

Kozoitawo vanhu vanosura mubhawa 😭😭💔kutaura kudai 🤞one day gava richadambura musungo

There’s a Turkish saying: “If you truly love someone, you love them twice.” The first time, it’s all about attraction, their smile, voice, and presence. But slowly, the curtain lifts. You begin to see their scars, insecurities, mood swings, trauma, and moral differences. It’s no

yes, i do and it’s actually more important than most people think the blue flame is what u want, what everyone wants. it means the gas is getting enough oxygen so it burns clean and efficiently. it comes from complete combustion which produces heat, carbon dioxide and water

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a Psychiatrist and told him I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy. "Just put yourself in my hands for one

My wife and I were childhood sweethearts, we married, and settled down in our old neighbourhood. We just recently celebrated our fiftieth wedding anniversary.  The other day we walked down the street to our old school.  There, holding hands, we found the old desk we shared and

My wife who has never run before decided to join her friends for a run. No preparation, no exercise just vibes.. Now I'm being called to pick her up from the ambulance 😂

So my daughter urgently drags me outside to see a fowl’s wee wee. Naturally, I was curious. It’s just a fowl having diarrhea. I break it to her ,that’s a poo poo, sweetheart, not a wee wee. She processes this, then hits me with the million dollar stare and asks. Then why don’t

The fruit with the most fat is coconut. The fruit with the most sugar is dates. The fruit with the most protein is jackfruit. The fruit with the most vitamin C is guava. The fruit with the most vitamin A is mango. The fruit with the most fiber is raspberries. The fruit with the

Worth a read! 😍 My mom wanted to send me homemade pickles. But I said ‘no’. I was 27, living in New York, working on Wall Street. I didn't need pickles shipped across the world. The shipping would cost more than buying them here. Three years later, I read the psychologist

Funny is funny my guy. Chamisa in Zim in just Odinga in Kenya, Wicknell in Zim is just another rich allegedly corrupt guy in SA, & Museveni in UG is just , well you get the idea. All of it is interchangeable but the issues are the same. Load shedding, elections, dating, black

I grew up extremely slim and I'm still quite slim so I guess I can talk about it. Slim people are body shamed, extensively and hurtfully. A couple of weeks ago, I attended a wedding with my classmate. While we were there, he introduced me to his aunt and the woman told him in

in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. you cannot grow if you keep

20 years of faithfulness! Today I celebrate and congratulate my honey on 20 years of marriage. Today we celebrate 20 years of being happily naked and unashamed before each other. Here are some of the things that have helped us grow to this point: faithfulness, great