Why wait?

Second stimulus check

Couldn’t afford a commercial. Could afford this. RT and we’ll give it away after the game.

THE NEW Epic Meal Time video is crazy! That loud idiot (me) shaves his beard for a double chin reveal!! youtu.be/nsWlQn-p7E0

3 years ago I almost slipped into a coma and died. I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. I paid $684 for my first 30-day supply of insulin. Some pay $1000+ a month. Many die without it. Today I introduced legislation to cap the price of insulin at $50 a month. #txlege

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐆 Call of Duty #WarzoneReport unclejollyroger

Rewatching "Last Man on Earth" with my kid on Hulu. The brilliance of the cast Will Forte, Kristen Schaal, #MelRodriguez, Mary Steenburgen, #JanuaryJones, Boris Kodjoe and others make me want a reunion season more than ever.

Merry Christmas

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but THE KITCHEN SCISSORS STAY IN THE KITCHEN

Y’all should always RT any tweets I tag Gerard Butler in. He should be following me anyway. I’m funny

compilation of johnny knoxville eating shit made by flamejob on tumblr

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If ya'll care ta follow me with my two or three times daily update on life here on the plantation, please do by any means necessary. I'll follow ya'll back on horseback. If ya'll share this (they say retweet?) I shall follow as well. I must close this letter, the ink well ran out

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Moving forward all LoS guests will be announced the night of the show. Get tickets to be at a taping in advance at thestandnyc.com The Stand NYC Legion of Skanks

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