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Kristen Schaal

@kristenschaaled

Comedian,actress, she/her. https://t.co/F8dZfOVJrt thanks, Carlie Hoke for writing it.

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calendar_today08-04-2010 18:57:03

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Yashar Ali 🐘(@yashar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In an interview with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Mehdi Hasan asks her “what do you say to a young progressive, or Arab-American, who says to you: “I just can’t vote for Biden again, after what he’s enabled in Gaza.”

AOC: “I have a vested interest in protecting democracy not just here domestically,…

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Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳(@chefjoseandres) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I respect you President Biden and think highly of you…but the “better tomorrow” you are talking about starts by demanding Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו to stop killing children, targeting humanitarian volunteers and press! To open more routes by road into Gaza to feed everyone. To call for a cease fire,…

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Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳(@chefjoseandres) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We did it! Teams of World Central Kitchen and Open Arms working hard to offload all 200 tons…12 trucks! This was a test! To learn…we could bring thousands of tons a week..with what we learn we will get better…working with the local communities of Palestinians “Operation Safeena” is…

We did it! Teams of @WCKitchen and @openarms_fund working hard to offload all 200 tons…12 trucks! This was a test! To learn…we could bring thousands of tons a week..with what we learn we will get better…working with the local communities of Palestinians “Operation Safeena” is…
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Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳(@chefjoseandres) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The true failure is the failure to try!
I hope World Central Kitchen succeeds in delivering a new way to increase the arrival of food into Gaza…..and is complicated….with so many unknowns and challenges…but we never follow a plan, we adapt! And the plan writes itself as we go…And we…

The true failure is the failure to try! I hope @WCKitchen succeeds in delivering a new way to increase the arrival of food into Gaza…..and is complicated….with so many unknowns and challenges…but we never follow a plan, we adapt! And the plan writes itself as we go…And we…
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IATSE // #IASolidarity(@IATSE) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Heck of a way to open the show Jimmy Kimmel.

Thank you for recognizing our behind the scenes professionals, and that nothing moves without the crew.

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Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳(@chefjoseandres) 's Twitter Profile Photo

.World Central Kitchen has a simple motto: Feed the hungry yesterday. Don’t plan, adapt! People of North Gaza are desperate. Now a weeks old plan with Open Arms ENG in finally in the final stages. To land in the beaches of Gaza with 200 pallets. And to do it everyday, increasing the…

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Mikel Jollett(@Mikel_Jollett) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Biden: Did you know Republicans voted against their own immigration bill to help Trump?

Biden: Did you know Republicans plan to gut Medicare to give another $2T tax cut to the very rich?

It's almost like it's the fucking media's job to inform the public about this stuff.

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Mark Hamill(@MarkHamill) 's Twitter Profile Photo

At tonight's , Joe Biden should list all the accomplishments of his administration so far, what he intends to do in a second term, play this clip, then leave.

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Late Night with Seth Meyers(@LateNightSeth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Donald Trump is going to be the GOP presidential nominee once again. Here’s a refresher on the former president. youtu.be/GT2WmC0YS9Q?si…

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Kristen Schaal(@kristenschaaled) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What are we calling this decade we are in? The 20’s? The 2020’s? We have the “aughts” but nothing for the teens. Can someone please brand the 2000’s decades so we can discuss accurately?

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Adam Conover(@adamconover) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So proud to join hundreds of writers & actors yesterday as we rallied to support our brethren in IATSE // #IASolidarity Teamsters LIUNA and every crew union as they fight for what their members deserve. You stood with us, so we will stand with you until you WIN! NOTHING MOVES WITHOUT THE CREW

So proud to join hundreds of writers & actors yesterday as we rallied to support our brethren in @IATSE @Teamsters @LIUNA and every crew union as they fight for what their members deserve. You stood with us, so we will stand with you until you WIN! NOTHING MOVES WITHOUT THE CREW
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Jon Stewart(@jonstewart) 's Twitter Profile Photo

umm...note to CNN...a 'chaotic incident' is college kids storming a basketball court, not a massacre at a food line...

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Alex Fernie(@FernieCommaAlex) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A “chaotic incident” is when a stray dog gets into a kindergarten classroom.

It’s NOT when a heavily armed occupying military force fires into a crowd of people in a food line desperately trying not to starve. There are other word for that. “Massacre” springs to mind.

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