UK Cop Humour
@ukcophumour
Simply trying to show the human side of our fantastic Police Officers & raise a bit of money for good causes whilst we're at it! RT's are not an endorsement.
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Rt Hon Steve Baker FRSA 🗽
@stevebakerfrsa
Chief Provocation Officer, @ProvocPeople – 30 years of leadership experience in the armed forces, business, parliament and government.
Costa Coffee
@costacoffee
Handcrafted tweets from the Nation's Favourite Coffee Shop 7 days a week.
Wembley Stadium
@wembleystadium
Connected by @EE. Home of @England and the @EmiratesFACup. Host to iconic music and sport. Join us #UnderTheArch.
Simon Clifford
@simonaclifford
Founder and CEO, Cliff42 Policing and public safety digital transformation. Former National Police Digital Director
Greater Manchester Police
@gmpolice
Greater Manchester Police's feed is not monitored 24/7. Emergency: call 999. Non-emergency: call 101 or go online gmp.police.uk/ro/report/
Anja
@tribbleslayer_1
Star Trek Fan, ex-Secretaris The Flying Dutch, Whovian, Oncer, overdag werkzaam bij een deurwaarderskantoor, 's nachts: waiting for a mad men in a blue box...
Darren Stanton - TV’s Human Lie Detector
@darrenstanton
UK's No 1 Body Language Expert. Ex Cop. Broadcaster, Author, Speaker, Expert on TV show ‘Interrogation Secrets. GB News Regular. [email protected]
David Dickson
@dksdata
🧐 Retired Disabled UK Police Officer, International Privacy & Compliance Advocate, Cybersecurity Consultant, Researcher, and Forensic Investigator.
PRIDE 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇬🇧
@prideukorg
LGBTQIA+UK Insta 14k Facebook 80k all socials same user: prideukorg
Ann
@annockh
a puffin loving MUM #beatsepsis bit of a @JDonOfficial fan.. #bluelightfamily
🚓🚒🚑💂♂️💂♀️🤍 Chrissy 🤍💂♀️💂♂️🚑🚒🚓
@mad_scots_wench
64 yr old Single Mum (9) & Gran (7) from Edinburgh. SUPPORT OUR #999Family 👮♀️👮♂️🚒🚑 #PrisonOfficers #ArmedForces 💂♀️💂♂️ & #Veterans #TreeClub
Moody_Driver©️™️ 🚏 🚍
@n0tinservice
*Making bus driving sexy since 2004* *Self appointed CEO of #legclub 😂😉* *Happily Married and doing what I'm told ☺*
Vernal Scott
@vernalscott
Author of UK BLACK: Windrush Waves, Ungodly Sins, and Early Graves. Non-fiction at Amazon. Huge supporter of emergency services. Free thinker. Coffee lover.
Richard Bell
@_richardbell
What’s past is prologue.
Cllr Helen Taylor
@cllrhelentaylor
Independent Councillor in Oldfield ward Maidenhead and Social Housing Champion for RBWM. All views are my own.
Alfie Moore - Comedy
@alfiemoore
Comedy cop & corporate speaker. Writer and presenter of BBC Radio4 'It's A Fair Cop'. For bookings, gig list & Edinburgh visit:
Danny Shaw
@dannyshawnews
Commentator on policing, criminal justice, prisons, security & immigration. Ex-BBC home affairs correspondent; former adviser to Yvette Cooper. My own views!
Metropolitan Police Federation
@mpfed
The Metropolitan Police Federation is a Staff Association representing more than 30,000 police officers in London. Page Not Monitored. #ProtectTheProtectors
Jonny G 🇺🇦
@dontforgetchaos
Bald tattooed metalhead who takes photos. Occasional Buddhist. Mostly caffeine fuelled irritability musings. Retired Cop #PTSD Survivor
Police Federation
@pfew_hq
Staff association proudly representing more than 145,000 rank & file police officers across England and Wales. Account managed by comms team, not 24/7.
Chappers 🐾🐝 🙋♀️
@chappers2013
30 yrs Met, 24 as a Dog Handler. Volunteer + Essex Police. Ambassador + @dotslondon 🧡 Proud Mum of @PBaloo & #RPDRex #wellbeingdogs 🐝💙 @OscarKiloNine #bekind
Chris Hobbs
@obbsie
Ret Met cop 30+ years. Loves football, Jamaica, IOW & DJ’ing (friend/charities). Worked in Jamaica; trustee of small Jamaican kids charity. Police 'commentator'
COPS
@uk_cops
Care Of Police Survivors (COPS) is the UK charity supporting families of police officers who have lost their lives on duty. COPS & The COPS logo are Reg. TM
whiteislandclothing
@island_ibiza
White island exclusive luxury designer clothing brand for men&women our brand is inspired by ibiza. A fav with celbs and DJ's ! #ibiza #ibiza2025 #ibizaclothes
Mr. Miyagi 🌴
@grumpybiker1969
Single Dad of 1 Daughter Ex Retail Crime Officer #Bonsai #Cycling #RadioHam #GolfNovice #ItsOkNotToBeOk #ThisToShallPass #TourDeAky
Constable Chaos
@constablechaos
The artist formerly known as Chaos ... Retired and living the dream in The Lakes eeeek 😱😱 .. Now wearing an actual blue uniform when knocking your door .. 😱
Sam Sparkes 💙🚔
@samsparkes999
Personal X account. I’m mum, Traffic Cop. FLC/FLO. TRiM Practitioner. I am human behind the uniform. Try to make others smile. Don’t report incidents here.
Merseyside Police Federation
@merpolfed
Representing members. Keeping you informed in unprecedented times. Not for reporting crime. Not monitored 24/7. Member queries contact Local Reps or Green Lane.
John Sutherland
@policecommander
Retired Copper. Husband. Dad. Believer in Hope. Writes a bit too. 'The Castle' from @Orionbooks out in April 2025. Contact: [email protected]
Jerry Ratcliffe
@jerry_ratcliffe
University prof, ex-🇬🇧 cop, host @_ReducingCrime podcast. ✍️“Evidence-Based Policing: The Basics” 🇺🇸 via 🏴🏴🇦🇺
You Spot Property
@youspotproperty
Rewarding you for reporting empty property. Together we can make empty and derelict houses a thing of the past.
GMP Traffic
@gmptraffic
Updates from GMP Traffic Officers. Not monitored 24/7 & not for reporting collisions or crimes. Emergency: call 999. Non-Emergency: report online or call 101
David Hunt
@realdavehunt
Actor, director, producer. Ex-player of the beautiful game.
TRUE CRIME WITH @CaledonianKitty 🦇
@truecrimewithck
𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑! True Crime, Serial Killers & Dark History with @CaledonianKitty: caledoniankitty.co.uk • Contact: [email protected] 🦇
Police Promotion Board Coaching
@bselectedpolice
Gold standard police promotion coaching | Simple | No Nonsense | Online Learning Programme | Virtual Masterclasses | Personal Consultation
Adam Palmer
@chiefpalmer
Chief Adam Palmer of @VancouverPD - @MjrCitiesChiefs - former President of @CACP_ACCP - Not monitored 24/7 - Official X account
West Mercia Specials
@wmerciaspecials
Updates from @WMerciaPolice Special Constables. Do not report crime using Twitter, always dial 999 in an emergency or 101 for non-emergencies.
Benjamin Pearson “Interceptor”
@bs_pearson
Channel 5 Police Interceptor, TV Presenter, YouTuber, Best Selling Author (#HandcuffedEmotions #HoteTango23 #1965Code11) Mental Health Advocate
National Fallen Officer Foundation
@nationalfof
501(c)(3)Police-support organization designed to assist the families of police officers killed or critically injured in the line of duty.
Sgt Dave
@bustingcrimes
UK Cop. Keeper of the Kings Peace. Tweets may be farcical/factual/both. DMs open for posting questions/topics
TheMoustacheCop
@copmoustache
Retired, love it, came back, now passing the knowledge on “It’s our job to shine the light of justice into the darkest corners of criminality”
NI Police College
@policecollegeni
Official @PoliceServiceNI account. You cannot report crime via X. This account is not monitored 24/7. To report an issue call 101 or in an emergency 999.
PCEddieWalker
@pceddiewalker
I'm PC Eddie Walker, continuing my mission as official @UK_COPS liaison bear, raising awareness throughout the UK & beyond. Contact [email protected]
Jake | OnlyImmutable
@onlyimmutable
Founder @ Linguii | Software Engineer | Neurodiverse
Is there a patrol available?.....
@northwestcop
Response Sergeant, up North. Occasional sarcasm, regular disbelief.
The Thin Line Rock Station
@thinlinerockstn
The Thin Line Rock Station is the only internet music station specifically designed to entertain first responders.
Skipper
@__theskipper__
On Policing, Politics, and London
UKROEd
@ukroed
UK Road Offender Education. We manage and administer the NDORS Scheme on behalf of UK police services. We aim to respond promptly but do not monitor 24/7.
Force Media HQ
@forcemediahq
A platform dedicated to supporting and connecting the UK's Armed Forces, Veterans, and First responders 🇬🇧 Home of 'The Debrief' Podcast. 🎙️
Stamp Out Spiking
@stampoutspiking
On a mission to Stamp Out Spiking across the UK and Internationally - providing protection & education on spiking issues. Registered Charity No. 1203101
THETA INSTITUTE
@institutetheta
The Law Enforcement Institute for Advanced Arts, Sciences and Technologies
PC776 Jim Graham QBE
@pc776g
Yesterday's Police Force. 'Pushing Doors Marked Pull' & 'Is it fish for dinner?' tell my story. tinyurl.com/ya2dd9hz All book sales to charity
PC Bee
@papacharlieb
Another “woke” Police Officer who should be out there catching the real criminals. You pay my wages.
sqquelch
@sqquelch
Fuck Trump and his president Space Karen. Find me at sqquelch.bsky.social
AspiringPC_NI
@aspiringpc_ni
Not a current PC, working hard to achieve my dream of being a Constable within a UK Police Service. RTs, Follows & Likes are not Endorsements. My View(s) here.
Martin Frost 🎗️
@digitalvagrant
Arrested, charged & doxxed by @gmpolice for burning a Qur'an. Proud Zionist | Against Islamofascism. Currently not allowed to post. [email protected]
Chris P
@rights_for_men
Passionate advocate for due process reform in UK law and justice enforcement.
Spark Training
@sparktrainingus
Spark Training is a successful, nationally recognized center of excellence that sets the standard for training and compliance through high-quality programs.
DCPolfed
@dcpolfed
Devon and Cornwall Police Federation, representing Constables, Sergeants, Inspectors & Chief Inspectors. Not monitored. FoI requests to [email protected]
Raj Kohli
@rajskohliexcop
Former MPS and Hampshire and IOW police officer. 31 years a public servant and enjoyed every minute of it - even the hard times.
Brick Cop©️
@brick_cop
Response Sgt and Londoner. Building the world of Policing in #Lego 🚨
Gracie🐦
@mydogisafreak
From Glasgow. Live in Mole Valley, Surrey No DMs, thanks
Dave 🚔🇺🇦
@sandfordsc
Irritable. DMs always open.
Mersey Police Dogs
@merpoldogs
This is the Twitter feed for the Merseyside Police Dogs Section. Please do not report crime here. Tweet @MerPolCC. In an emergency always call 999.
TC🌳
@woodlandnomad
Lover of books, bikes, barbells, kettlebells & whiskey. Data over ideology. At peace amongst the trees. #TreeClub founder 🌳
Crufts
@crufts
The world's greatest dog show, organised by @TheKennelClubUK 🐶 Instagram, Facebook and TikTok: @Crufts 📸 Watch on @Channel4 & @YouTube 🎥
Kim
@kimlunn7
I’m Kim not Kimberley , Ex NHS employee , massive speedway fan . 🇬🇧Derby County fan by association! Married to my Hubster . No DM's unless we're friends
Chris Green
@thedogman_918
Slave to 4 Frenchies. Partial to a good gin. Do a bit of work with dogs 🐕 🐾🐾 facebook.com/cxg.canine.ser…
The Secret Firefighter UK
@thesecretff999
The Secret Firefighter UK - Currently serving in a UK FRS and Ex-British Forces, passion for Firefighter Safety, Inclusion, Training/Development & HAZMAT.
Rich Cooke
@rich_cooke1
Police Officer & Police Federation Rep. Former Branch Chair @westmidspolfed All comments in a personal capacity only, reposts are not necessarily endorsements.