UK Cop Humour
@ukcophumour
Simply trying to show the human side of our fantastic Police Officers & raise a bit of money for good causes whilst we're at it! RT's are not an endorsement.
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Rt Hon Steve Baker FRSA ๐ฝ
@stevebakerfrsa
Chief Provocation Officer, @ProvocPeople โ 30 years of leadership experience in the armed forces, business, parliament and government.
Costa Coffee
@costacoffee
Handcrafted tweets from the Nation's Favourite Coffee Shop 7 days a week.
Wembley Stadium
@wembleystadium
Connected by @EE. Home of @England and the @EmiratesFACup. Host to iconic music and sport. Join us #UnderTheArch.
Simon Clifford
@simonaclifford
Founder and CEO, Cliff42 Policing and public safety digital transformation. Former National Police Digital Director
Greater Manchester Police
@gmpolice
Greater Manchester Police's feed is not monitored 24/7. Emergency: call 999. Non-emergency: call 101 or go online gmp.police.uk/ro/report/
Anja
@tribbleslayer_1
Star Trek Fan, ex-Secretaris The Flying Dutch, Whovian, Oncer, overdag werkzaam bij een deurwaarderskantoor, 's nachts: waiting for a mad men in a blue box...
Darren Stanton - TVโs Human Lie Detector
@darrenstanton
UK's No 1 Body Language Expert. Ex Cop. Broadcaster, Author, Speaker, Expert on TV show โInterrogation Secrets. GB News Regular. [email protected]
David Dickson
@dksdata
๐ง Retired Disabled UK Police Officer, International Privacy & Compliance Advocate, Cybersecurity Consultant, Researcher, and Forensic Investigator.
PRIDE ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฌ๐ง
@prideukorg
LGBTQIA+UK Insta 14k Facebook 80k all socials same user: prideukorg
Ann
@annockh
a puffin loving MUM #beatsepsis bit of a @JDonOfficial fan.. #bluelightfamily
๐๐๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ค Chrissy ๐ค๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐
@mad_scots_wench
64 yr old Single Mum (9) & Gran (7) from Edinburgh. SUPPORT OUR #999Family ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐๐ #PrisonOfficers #ArmedForces ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ & #Veterans #TreeClub
Moody_Driverยฉ๏ธโข๏ธ ๐ ๐
@n0tinservice
*Making bus driving sexy since 2004* *Self appointed CEO of #legclub ๐๐* *Happily Married and doing what I'm told โบ*
Vernal Scott
@vernalscott
Author of UK BLACK: Windrush Waves, Ungodly Sins, and Early Graves. Non-fiction at Amazon. Huge supporter of emergency services. Free thinker. Coffee lover.
Richard Bell
@_richardbell
Whatโs past is prologue.
Cllr Helen Taylor
@cllrhelentaylor
Independent Councillor in Oldfield ward Maidenhead and Social Housing Champion for RBWM. All views are my own.
Alfie Moore - Comedy
@alfiemoore
Comedy cop & corporate speaker. Writer and presenter of BBC Radio4 'It's A Fair Cop'. For bookings, gig list & Edinburgh visit:
Danny Shaw
@dannyshawnews
Commentator on policing, criminal justice, prisons, security & immigration. Ex-BBC home affairs correspondent; former adviser to Yvette Cooper. My own views!
Metropolitan Police Federation
@mpfed
The Metropolitan Police Federation is a Staff Association representing more than 30,000 police officers in London. Page Not Monitored. #ProtectTheProtectors
Jonny G ๐บ๐ฆ
@dontforgetchaos
Bald tattooed metalhead who takes photos. Occasional Buddhist. Mostly caffeine fuelled irritability musings. Retired Cop #PTSD Survivor
Police Federation
@pfew_hq
Staff association proudly representing more than 145,000 rank & file police officers across England and Wales. Account managed by comms team, not 24/7.
Chappers ๐พ๐ ๐โโ๏ธ
@chappers2013
30 yrs Met, 24 as a Dog Handler. Volunteer + Essex Police. Ambassador + @dotslondon ๐งก Proud Mum of @PBaloo & #RPDRex #wellbeingdogs ๐๐ @OscarKiloNine #bekind
Chris Hobbs
@obbsie
Ret Met cop 30+ years. Loves football, Jamaica, IOW & DJโing (friend/charities). Worked in Jamaica; trustee of small Jamaican kids charity. Police 'commentator'
COPS
@uk_cops
Care Of Police Survivors (COPS) is the UK charity supporting families of police officers who have lost their lives on duty. COPS & The COPS logo are Reg. TM
whiteislandclothing
@island_ibiza
White island exclusive luxury designer clothing brand for men&women our brand is inspired by ibiza. A fav with celbs and DJ's ! #ibiza #ibiza2025 #ibizaclothes
Mr. Miyagi ๐ด
@grumpybiker1969
Single Dad of 1 Daughter Ex Retail Crime Officer #Bonsai #Cycling #RadioHam #GolfNovice #ItsOkNotToBeOk #ThisToShallPass #TourDeAky
Constable Chaos
@constablechaos
The artist formerly known as Chaos ... Retired and living the dream in The Lakes eeeek ๐ฑ๐ฑ .. Now wearing an actual blue uniform when knocking your door .. ๐ฑ
Sam Sparkes ๐๐
@samsparkes999
Personal X account. Iโm mum, Traffic Cop. FLC/FLO. TRiM Practitioner. I am human behind the uniform. Try to make others smile. Donโt report incidents here.
Merseyside Police Federation
@merpolfed
Representing members. Keeping you informed in unprecedented times. Not for reporting crime. Not monitored 24/7. Member queries contact Local Reps or Green Lane.
John Sutherland
@policecommander
Retired Copper. Husband. Dad. Believer in Hope. Writes a bit too. 'The Castle' from @Orionbooks out in April 2025. Contact: [email protected]
Jerry Ratcliffe
@jerry_ratcliffe
University prof, ex-๐ฌ๐ง cop, host @_ReducingCrime podcast. โ๏ธโEvidence-Based Policing: The Basicsโ ๐บ๐ธ via ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ฆ๐บ
You Spot Property
@youspotproperty
Rewarding you for reporting empty property. Together we can make empty and derelict houses a thing of the past.
GMP Traffic
@gmptraffic
Updates from GMP Traffic Officers. Not monitored 24/7 & not for reporting collisions or crimes. Emergency: call 999. Non-Emergency: report online or call 101
David Hunt
@realdavehunt
Actor, director, producer. Ex-player of the beautiful game.
TRUE CRIME WITH @CaledonianKitty ๐ฆ
@truecrimewithck
๐๐๐๐๐๐! True Crime, Serial Killers & Dark History with @CaledonianKitty: caledoniankitty.co.uk โข Contact: [email protected] ๐ฆ
Police Promotion Board Coaching
@bselectedpolice
Gold standard police promotion coaching | Simple | No Nonsense | Online Learning Programme | Virtual Masterclasses | Personal Consultation
Adam Palmer
@chiefpalmer
Chief Adam Palmer of @VancouverPD - @MjrCitiesChiefs - former President of @CACP_ACCP - Not monitored 24/7 - Official X account
West Mercia Specials
@wmerciaspecials
Updates from @WMerciaPolice Special Constables. Do not report crime using Twitter, always dial 999 in an emergency or 101 for non-emergencies.
Benjamin Pearson โInterceptorโ
@bs_pearson
Channel 5 Police Interceptor, TV Presenter, YouTuber, Best Selling Author (#HandcuffedEmotions #HoteTango23 #1965Code11) Mental Health Advocate
National Fallen Officer Foundation
@nationalfof
501(c)(3)Police-support organization designed to assist the families of police officers killed or critically injured in the line of duty.
Sgt Dave
@bustingcrimes
UK Cop. Keeper of the Kings Peace. Tweets may be farcical/factual/both. DMs open for posting questions/topics
TheMoustacheCop
@copmoustache
Retired, love it, came back, now passing the knowledge on โItโs our job to shine the light of justice into the darkest corners of criminalityโ
NI Police College
@policecollegeni
Official @PoliceServiceNI account. You cannot report crime via X. This account is not monitored 24/7. To report an issue call 101 or in an emergency 999.
PCEddieWalker
@pceddiewalker
I'm PC Eddie Walker, continuing my mission as official @UK_COPS liaison bear, raising awareness throughout the UK & beyond. Contact [email protected]
Jake | OnlyImmutable
@onlyimmutable
Founder @ Linguii | Software Engineer | Neurodiverse
Is there a patrol available?.....
@northwestcop
Response Sergeant, up North. Occasional sarcasm, regular disbelief.
The Thin Line Rock Station
@thinlinerockstn
The Thin Line Rock Station is the only internet music station specifically designed to entertain first responders.
Skipper
@__theskipper__
On Policing, Politics, and London
UKROEd
@ukroed
UK Road Offender Education. We manage and administer the NDORS Scheme on behalf of UK police services. We aim to respond promptly but do not monitor 24/7.
Force Media HQ
@forcemediahq
A platform dedicated to supporting and connecting the UK's Armed Forces, Veterans, and First responders ๐ฌ๐ง Home of 'The Debrief' Podcast. ๐๏ธ
Stamp Out Spiking
@stampoutspiking
On a mission to Stamp Out Spiking across the UK and Internationally - providing protection & education on spiking issues. Registered Charity No. 1203101
THETA INSTITUTE
@institutetheta
The Law Enforcement Institute for Advanced Arts, Sciences and Technologies
PC776 Jim Graham QBE
@pc776g
Yesterday's Police Force. 'Pushing Doors Marked Pull' & 'Is it fish for dinner?' tell my story. tinyurl.com/ya2dd9hz All book sales to charity
PC Bee
@papacharlieb
Another โwokeโ Police Officer who should be out there catching the real criminals. You pay my wages.
sqquelch
@sqquelch
Fuck Trump and his president Space Karen. Find me at sqquelch.bsky.social
AspiringPC_NI
@aspiringpc_ni
Not a current PC, working hard to achieve my dream of being a Constable within a UK Police Service. RTs, Follows & Likes are not Endorsements. My View(s) here.
Martin Frost ๐๏ธ
@digitalvagrant
Arrested, charged & doxxed by @gmpolice for burning a Qur'an. Proud Zionist | Against Islamofascism. Currently not allowed to post. [email protected]
Chris P
@rights_for_men
Passionate advocate for due process reform in UK law and justice enforcement.
Spark Training
@sparktrainingus
Spark Training is a successful, nationally recognized center of excellence that sets the standard for training and compliance through high-quality programs.
DCPolfed
@dcpolfed
Devon and Cornwall Police Federation, representing Constables, Sergeants, Inspectors & Chief Inspectors. Not monitored. FoI requests to [email protected]
Raj Kohli
@rajskohliexcop
Former MPS and Hampshire and IOW police officer. 31 years a public servant and enjoyed every minute of it - even the hard times.
Brick Copยฉ๏ธ
@brick_cop
Response Sgt and Londoner. Building the world of Policing in #Lego ๐จ
Gracie๐ฆ
@mydogisafreak
From Glasgow. Live in Mole Valley, Surrey No DMs, thanks
Dave ๐๐บ๐ฆ
@sandfordsc
Irritable. DMs always open.
Mersey Police Dogs
@merpoldogs
This is the Twitter feed for the Merseyside Police Dogs Section. Please do not report crime here. Tweet @MerPolCC. In an emergency always call 999.
TC๐ณ
@woodlandnomad
Lover of books, bikes, barbells, kettlebells & whiskey. Data over ideology. At peace amongst the trees. #TreeClub founder ๐ณ
Crufts
@crufts
The world's greatest dog show, organised by @TheKennelClubUK ๐ถ Instagram, Facebook and TikTok: @Crufts ๐ธ Watch on @Channel4 & @YouTube ๐ฅ
Kim
@kimlunn7
Iโm Kim not Kimberley , Ex NHS employee , massive speedway fan . ๐ฌ๐งDerby County fan by association! Married to my Hubster . No DM's unless we're friends
Chris Green
@thedogman_918
Slave to 4 Frenchies. Partial to a good gin. Do a bit of work with dogs ๐ ๐พ๐พ facebook.com/cxg.canine.serโฆ
The Secret Firefighter UK
@thesecretff999
The Secret Firefighter UK - Currently serving in a UK FRS and Ex-British Forces, passion for Firefighter Safety, Inclusion, Training/Development & HAZMAT.
Rich Cooke
@rich_cooke1
Police Officer & Police Federation Rep. Former Branch Chair @westmidspolfed All comments in a personal capacity only, reposts are not necessarily endorsements.