Lmao. Perfect explanation for a 5 yr old.

The guys just hanging out, courtesy of Alex Bregman’s TikTok

Derek Stingley Jr. Kamari Lassiter Jalen Pitre Calen Bullock Reed Blankenship Lord… 🔥

We should root for a team in Nashville because they USED TO BE in Houston. Eat shit, pal.

I’m gonna be drunk as fuck week 1 wondering why Russell Wilson is lined up next to Dexter Lawrence

“WHAT THE FUCK!?” is an appropriate reaction to seeing 102 come your way

CHUCK NORRIS died today and NO ONE has photoshopped him next to harambe going up to heaven. we used to be a proper fucking country.

Texas is the only state where you can trust Mexican food out of a gas station.

they sh00t u in Houston if u don’t drive 110 on the freeway

Stop what you're doing right now and look at Tuve!!!

If I had to bet on which of Dianna Russini’s children grows up to be 6’ 4” 250lbs I would put my money on the one named Mike.

The Houston Texans are trading up.. They are selecting Keylan Rutledge #PMSDraftSpectacular

From pee-wee to the pros 🏈 Caleb & Kayden will both be playing for Texas teams in the NFL 🗣️ Caleb Downs x Kayden McDonald

Might be the best defense ever assembled in Houston… 🔥

Diego Pavia gonna be playing left field for the Savannah Bananas.

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt" -Lying ass 90s teachers

Underdog NFL Todd Archer Caserio when Dallas called