wassup! Just died . Yep. Am dead . Wbu man how are you

I was just thinking about something very interesting

[guy who lives in a dome] well, I'll be in my dome

Culver’s was promised to me 3000 years ago

350 degrees, 400 degrees, etc. All classic examples of oven temperatures

White people be like my dog got 5k back on taxes

At a house party fuckin with the microwave lol

Poop tomatoes or pee blueberries and suicide is not on the table

Doing DoorDash in a forklift

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

obviously green is go and red is stop but yellow… yellow eludes me. but god is it beautiful

FINAL: Astros 9, Angels 7 No scorigami. This score has happened 1,260 times in MLB history, most recently less than ten minutes ago.

so funny when people say “it might rain.” that’s just always true. it always might rain

In Challengers (2024), that “ball POV” sequence wasn’t one shot. It was 23 separate shots stitched together. Director Luca Guadagnino told the VFX team: “The audience needs to be the ball.”

can someone please help me, i’m still at the fyre festival.

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any