My favorite song I’ve put out is live y’all!!! Go listen plz!! Sorry if it makes you sad ! open.spotify.com/track/4Nhb792S…

Said I wasn’t gonna eat an entire frozen pizza by myself again, then I cut the thing into tiny pieces and gobbled every last one of them in 10 minutes flat. This is the same reason thin Oreos are more dangerous than the regular sized ones. This is science.

This weekend I lost a wallet that I’ve had for over 10 years. I feel old.

Don’t be jealous of the “rockstar” lifestyle, it just means you get really good at changing pants in your car.

New Matt Tedder out today! 👀 open.spotify.com/track/3ICKEAzd…

New album drops Friday 👀👀👀

I got y’all. Trust me

If you don’t say “I’ve got music out on Spotify, Apple, Amazon, *and all that stuff*” at every patio gig are you truly an independent artist?

open.spotify.com/album/2VGExS0w… New Tedder tune out today! 🤘

Barista: what can I get you? Me: small cold brew, black, please Barista: Oh…tough guy They call me the cold brew cowboy for a reason

it’s no good that the musicians who play on recordings aren’t listed in the credits on streaming platforms

Update, I bought a pedal steel shortly after this tweet. But last week I bought a washer/dryer so anyone who housed me and my laundry over the past two years, I owe you one

When you witness someone perform a task or skill (the one you consider yourself good at) more proficiently than you, are you inspired or jealous/intimidated? Why?

Is it just me or does every interstate highway in Texas have its own personality?

We released an album! Thank you to everyone who made it possible! Timothy Taylor Ochs Boone Dugan bruh_what_are_you_doing Haydn Bartlow Drew Harakal Dylan Welsh Scarlett Deering Leoncarlo Tom Sless Dan Shike 🔈 Neon Jackrabbit 🐇 Rain J 📸: @PaxtonWaitman11

Some of y’all learned how to drive at the Kroger parking lot on McCart Ave and it shows

Manifesting less than half of these songs being in the key of D. That’s growth, baby

Man, dang ol’ find some who looks at you the way Hank looks at me, yo