SIPHON WHAT HAPPINESS YOU CAN FROM THE WORLD LIKE A LAMPREY LATCHED ONTO THE RAPIDLY SINKING CORPSE OF A WHALE DESCEND INTO THE BLACK WITH A BLOOD SOAKED SMILE EAGER TO SEE WHAT UNRECOGNIZABLE THING THE PRESSURE MAKES OF YOU BY THE TIME THEY DO ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN

The music in Star Wars is called Jizz because George Lucas needed something that sounded like Jazz but wasn't Jazz JIZZ

God bless everyone who cant read

Crazy how 2020 was only 40 years ago

Let’s get back to precedented times. Done with this unprecedented shit.

House Cows?

SCOTUS? more like SCROTUS

Apple would be crazy not to use them in the next iPhone campaign lmao

N is for the way you nut at me

If you liked the film, im glad you got what you wanted. Is it the worst MCU film? No but this movie is a product of what’s wrong with the MCU.

the guy who invented the plunger said "i gotta find a way to suck the toilet off Pronto"

Venues are still asking for a cut of merch money One tour manager has decided to write his own contract

Biden the best mumble rapper

I didn’t do fucking shit. I didn’t rig shit.

Just bought my ticket for the Boss here in Austin next week. Here’s a little “Pink Cadillac” from last night in Dallas at the House of Blues