me: :( baby pumpkins at the grocery store: 🎃🎃🎃🎃 (very small) 🎃🎃🎃🎃 me: :)

If ur hands look like this, dm me

snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was “we slidin” i cant stop thinking about this

do you have the emotional/mental capacity for me to vent about how fat my ass is for a few minutes?

bitch what part of ‘🥺’ did u not understand

me to me

almost wrecked my shit today because i passed a bunch of cows and they were just normal cows but some were laying down napping, i couldn’t look away, absolutely incredible

Everybody getting puppies during quarantine and all I’m getting is FAT

Boys who wear crop tops scare the fuck outta me

a special FUCK YOU!!!!!!! to whoever stole my potted plant off my PATIO while I was out of town😪 can’t have anything nice smfh. That was a cute ass pot too

i🥴started🤮using🤑cringy😩emojis🤪as🤗a😎joke😙and😫now😛i😏can’t🤯stop😓

tired of “working on myself” i will now be unapologetically insane

i hate it here

venmo a woman $500 today