At this improv comedy show.... At least if sports isnt where I make money, I can easily do stuff like this...

Am I being bullied?

The cool thing about my new haircut is that it can be a stylish shag mullet or a lord farquaad moment depending on if it’s the first day I got it cut or not

U got me there pastor alex…

One part of my life is SO AMAZING 😍

Just realized it’s called a Super Bowl party because of all the bowls you have to wash afterwards

Women singing is legit music to my ears

I’m so bad at the part of hosting where you have to offer everybody a cup

Sometimes you just have to throw your hair up in a bun, put on This Kiss by Faith Hill and order a Subway sandwich…

Nothing tastes as good as summer feels

Taking my cheesecake home

Who else got purple first on yesterday’s connections puzzle?? The New York Times

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

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At a Clairo concert seconds from relapsing

this probably felt good af for rose byrne

Thought he was playing a strange flute