Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their children but don’t have custody of them

learned yesterday that the hottest possible temperature is 255,021,300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees fahrenheit (the planck temperature or “absolute hot”) and woke up today and saw a take even hotter. Hands down the worst poster on here and it’s not even close

They are trying to Russiagate the Epstein files We have the most braindead commentariat in world Literal quote from FBI source: “Epstein was close to the former PM of Israel, Ehud Barak and trained as a spy under him” Marr is running interference here. Our media is compromised

I play video games to experience things I never could in real life

I have some very good and also Chinese news for you

It’s literally just all tat

I love how Corbyn is in the Epstein files, but only because it’s just all the billionaire nonces going ‘under no circumstances can we let Corbyn be PM’

This is incredible graphic design, because it implies that Hitler also had a dark side.

You know what I hate about the UK? Our politicians are so cheap American politicians get 100s of 1000s to sell what our politicians do for £10k

"Real life TikTok Shop" might be the saddest collection of words I've ever seen

Nobody wants a 5p cheaper pint, we want £4 cheaper pints. I'm afraid you'll simply have to start killing the children.

"I just can't get my meals at home to taste as good as what I get at a restaurant! What's their secret?"

This what they serve in the bloodborne fishing hamlet

There’s always somebody trying to start an Instagram for a dog that doesn’t really have that star quality. That dog is not charismatic enough

Behold, a fundamentally corrupt system moving to protect itself.

Want to know why more people don’t cook? It’s because you go to the store to buy a cookbook, drive home, take the book out of the shrink wrap, open it up, and then find out you have to buy all the ingredients for the food from a whole different store. The whole thing is a racket

Gousto and Lucy Letby doc tonight

senior labour mps googling 'peter mandelson' for the first time this morning

"Yeah, I know, our wages are allegedly stagnant — but you know what it isn't stagnant? This segue to our sponsor!"