Here's 10+ minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting on OJ Simpson

OJ Simpson? The Hall of Fame running back?

“If I bumped into myself I would assume I was a sexual predator”. Okay mate! Good to know

Ruby has broken some incredible investigative stories over recent years.
She has sadly just been made redundant.

She'd be a great hire for anyone ruby lott-lavigna

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Let's send her some support 👍🏼👍🏼

🚨i am being made redundant, alongside many of my amazing colleagues at openDemocracy

it is a sad day for radical, not-for-profit media (but also this seems strangely inevitable in this industry)

here are some pieces i'm proud of:

japanese horror: the house is makes you kill yourself
american horror: the house kills you if you have sex
french horror: the house kills you by having sex with you
uk horror: Reece Shearsmith lives in the house and is weird

The Cass Review rejected around 50 studies (98%) submitted to it, but accepted studies not focused on trans people. It claims 24 year olds are children. It claims that toys children play with is determined by biology.

This report is anti-science and is for ideological zealots.

hang on, sorry... you want £50 for your 'kallax' storage unit, which is clearly damaged, which i'd have to drive to your house in croydon and personally dissemble myself, and which i can get delivered new from ikea for £40? no i'm not a 'timewaster', i'm just trying to understand

long read from the perspective of a pensioner who thought they'd booked a cruise of a lifetime, only to discover, upon boarding, that all of the other passengers are writers sent to ridicule the experience of being on a cruise ship as a tawdry nightmare in an american periodical

[reading an incredibly long essay eviscerating a writer]: oh boy, they really got her ass! aha

[reading an incredibly long essay rebutting the last essay and eviscerating its writer]: oh boy, they really got his ass! aha

[reading graffiti scrawled in a toilet cubicle]: oh boy,

got charged £5 for a lucky saint tonight. fair play faithfully replicating that feeling of righteous indignation at the price of your drink, such a core part of the boozing experience

if we were to take the same dullwitted reading of this chart, we would have to conclude that being a woman is 'bad for the taxpayer'

It’s the same staff! There’s no separate private healthcare workforce that’s just standing around waiting to be deployed to ‘help’- it’s nhs consultants and surgeons that just moonlight for the private sector. Very easy set of questions to put to him, surely

🚨 BREAKING: Labour HQ has been drenched in red paint by pro-Palestine protestors who claim the party is 'complicit in the murder of Palestinians'

first time I saw this, I thought it was hilarious so I showed it to my French friends. they did not laugh they were all dead serious tearing up at it being like 'ah oui I remember zis'

Musk also confirmed he has a burner account where he role-played as his toddler son. He called it a “test account.”

“I wish I was old enough to go to nightclubs. They sound so fun,” Musk tweeted on his burner account role-playing as his toddler son.

huffpost.com/entry/elon-mus…

[me tweeting in 1984 with an ANC flag in my bio] maybe we could stop applying unfair pressure on Freddie Mercury - who has been open about his struggles with anxiety, mind you - and direct our efforts towards the people who are actually in charge of Sun City??

Margaret Thatcher died 11 years ago today 🍗

RIP Joe Kinnear, the man who held one of the greatest press conferences in history

The pen is mightier than the sword. #QuoteOfTheDay