All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

Before y’all start making fun of southerners for “freaking out” about a snow storm, remember that we simply don’t have the infrastructure to handle these types of storms. Our power grid can’t handle it. We don’t have the plows or road salt supply.

I’ve been asked to STICK TO COMEDY. So I will.

If your daughter "can't" wear shorts around Uncle Joe, you should keep Joe away from your daughter. End. Of. Discussion.

MR. OBVIOUS Me going to self checkout. A subscription is required. Looks for cashier. No cashier checkout available. Leaves items at self checkout and walks out.

The original version. The Beyonce version is the remix, I thought. Lol I like the original the best, but both are great.

Dear Southwest Airlines: Your new seating rules and boarding procedures are a DISASTER. Boarding is chaos. Deboarding is even worse. Your new boarding order leads to front bins being filled by back seaters before longtime A-Listers even board. This leads to madness upon deboarding

I’m not even a fan. Never watched a single episode and I know this one🤣 she would’ve had to see me over that!!

Princess of comedy👸🏽 NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO. BANANA PUDDING WILL GIVE YOU CANCER!!!! AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS. PLEASEEEE

A remake of the infamous Montgomery Alabama brawl. 😂

The other day I watched a TikTok that said women leave good men too, not because they aren’t good, but because women get tired. And that hit. Because sometimes it’s not cheating. It’s not disrespect. It’s not some big dramatic thing. Sometimes it’s the mental load. The constant

I genuinely think the worst thing the internet did to reading was convince people that finishing books is a competitive sport. You don't need to read 52 books a year. You just need to read. Books you like. At your own pace. And think about them for longer than a TikTok video.

Things I refuse to do as a millennial: - answer incoming calls from unknown numbers - answer doorbells I wasn’t expecting - go anywhere with an unclear parking situation

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else

Can we tell parents to teach their kids to keep their hands to themselves first so my kid doesn’t have to teach them the hard way?

Boneless Watermelon 😂

I just think that if you’re going to serve me a shrimp pasta, the least you could do is peel off the tails.

My hope is that people will hang up instead of complying 😂 Mind you, it doesn’t force people who are a saved contact to state their name. How many ppl are you calling that don’t have your number saved?

This is way too accurate.