No tomato shortage here - but I’m in Kherson, a frontline Ukrainian city that gets shelled by the Russians daily, not a British supermarket.

The Boss, Larry the Cat, greeting Embassy of Ukraine to the UK Vadym Prystaiko Vadym Prystaiko, his wife, Inna, and members of the Ukrainian Armed Forces at UK Prime Minister All photos with agencies: Alamy Editorial and AVALON

God: you’re a mammal. Whale: like a bat? God: yes exactly! Whale: yay i’m a bat! God: no. Whale: oh. God: you use echolocation. Whale: omg i’m a bat! God: you aren’t a bat. Whale: oh : ( God: you sleep upside down. Whale: [happy gasp] i’m the splashiest water bat!

I serenaded my kitchen appliances

Adding more people to a project

Let trans people live. Nobody would watch a cartoon that was like: The Cisformers Exactly what meets the eye Autobots stay in robot form because that is The way they were assigned at birth

Totally true

Cats gonna cat.

Cis woman here, 100% here for trans rights.

Just a reminder that Pudding is an extremely good cat.

STAY IN BED AND YELL

This website handily translates ‘My hovercraft is full of eels’ into 200+ languages. omniglot.com/language/phras…

Kitten update: ludicrously cute

Fishtopher and Friends Fixed it

🚨Breaking News!!🚨 We just checked and dogs are still good.

A brief reminder this morning of the expression 'hingum-tringum' (19th-century): barely presentable and just about hanging together.

This is Bama, Dinco, Elphaba, and Argus. They've been trying to take a family photo for the last 45 minutes. Really hard to remember if it's tongues out eyes open or tongues in eyes closed. 13/10 for all

Surfers in Santa Cruz, California, have been victims of a crime at sea: boardjacking. The culprit is a 5-year-old sea otter, who has a knack for riding the waves after committing longboard larceny. Now wildlife officials are hoping to apprehend her. 🦦 nyti.ms/3XP8KLN

British meanings of “you look well” 1. You look well 2. You looked particularly bad when we last met and you’ve improved since then 3. You look larger than last time 4. We both know you’re looking unwell but I’m trying to make you feel better about it 5. I can’t remember who