“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?” “Brother, not even close.”

I love Waffle House bc they are incredible at staying in their lane. They are perfect at what they do. They do not try to be something they are not. Went last night solo at 2am bc nothing else was open. Walk in. Nobody else in there. Waitress takes drink order. Brings it back

Farmers turning down $15 million and $80 million AI data center offers just to keep the land in production. That kind of stand deserves respect some things money still can’t touch.

do you think having 7 beers on a thursday will help me climb the corporate ladder?

"And if they dont have strawberry milk?" "Pack of Marlboro reds"

how i expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

“I’ll wager no wounds were found in his back” - Jim Bowies mother on learning of his death

seeing a beautiful girl drink a guinness is like seeing a dog skateboard

MIAMI (OH) COMPLETES PERFECT REGULAR SEASON 🚨 WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR THE REDHAWKS 👏

THIS IS MARCH‼️ 🗣️ SOONERS WIN

i just cried, rip to a legend

🐐 x 🐐 (via Tom Brady)

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin

Hell No

“I ain’t ever gone respect Bam’s 83” somebody who ain’t run full speed in over 365 American days.

Aye man Bam dropped 83

Fish waking up in the Chicago River.

LUKA DONCIC GAME WINNER. UNREAL.

COURTESY OF THE RED, WHITE, BLUE AND GOLD 🇺🇸 #WinterParalympics