I don’t know who needs to hear this, but ...

Oxygen masks deploy in the event you drop a dank deuce?

Ted couldn’t believe this was finally happening to him. And then he remembered the Chalupa Supreme.

These past two years have been the longest decade ever.

Honoring our PACT Act H.R. 3967 Thank you for your vote today! Warren Davidson 🇺🇸 Warren Davidson (Ohio (OH)), 117th Congress Profile clerk.house.gov/members/D000626

Baby, puppy, harmonica...

Pending final design approval, we look forward to scheduling the Groundbreaking Ceremony and beginning construction on the National Desert Storm and Desert Shield Memorial! 🇰🇼 Read the press release here: tinyurl.com/2p87y6zy

Perhaps the ultimate party starter …

This little dot is Earth about 6 Billion kilometers away (3.7 billion miles) taken by Voyager 1, as it was leaving our solar system 😲

Just gonna leave this in your timeline.

Don’t tell me what to do.

The #wolfpack welcomed our old wing commander, General CQ Brown, Jr. to Kunsan Air Base. It was great showcasing how we continue to Defend the Base, Accept Follow-On Forces, and Take the Fight North. Full story: go.usa.gov/xSuk8 #FreeandOpenIndoPacific #PACAF #ROKAF

You’re on the honor system, people who had the shits last week …

I wasn’t lying… nypost.com/2022/09/13/arm…

Tomorrow night the electric circus rolls in to Versailles, OH at BMI Event Center! Tickets at waspnation.com/tour #waspnation #wasp #blackielawless #hardrock #heavymetal #80smetal #thelastcommand #theheadlesschild #thecrimsonidol #40YearsLive

We should be investing in the mental health treatment of our combat veterans. Not funding foreign wars.

I have said it before but Matt Walsh is a genius. 😂😂😂

Alright. The U.S. Navy is now using an enlisted sailor Drag Queen as a recruiter. I’m done. China is going to destroy us. YOU GOT THIS NAVY. I can’t believe I fought for this bullshit.